My comments:
Snark targets:
The Sea Org outfits! When Lesevre stands up, it looks like glitter-rope bondage!
They have lots of ribbons on their chests. The Army slang for that is "fruit salad." What war did they fight?
Flip charts with text too small for the viewer to read. Even the close-ups aren't clear.
Despite someone's painstaking work creating the flip charts (which are attached to a rigid backing), Lesevre tosses them on the floor with a distracting "thuck"
The second video ends as both swivel to face the bust of LRH, and a voice "speaks" for Hubbard to encourage growth. Then the tooting-horn music goes on and on while the camera is stuck on the LHR bust.
Scientology's Idea of a Rollicking Sermon: Watch This Gem From 1984, By Tony Ortega, Village Voice, Aug. 10 2012
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninsca ... esevre.php

They both looked and sounded like robots.

None of their plans like this ever work.

Figuratively what people involved with $cientology, especially staff members, do continuously is search for a goose that lays golden eggs and when they find one they capture it and then kill it.

The fact that the product $cientology delivers has very little, if any, value is also a factor.