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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 12:35 am 
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A good name for a co$ airline would be "Incident 2 Airlines"

Imagine the publicity brochures..."see your favourite volcanoes from the air....."

But I guess the inflight movies would be a turn off - " Battlefield Earth, the directors cut, in 3-D..." - viewing compulsory!

Travolta needs a 707 to get around because of:
a)his physical bulk
b)he needs room for his ego

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(whats this sticky stuff? - is it real, or is the pilot mocking it all up?)


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2002 7:41 pm 
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Imagine the in-flight meal - beans and rice! :proud: Smoking compulsory. Worse than British Airways!
Anyway, surely a DC8 would be the most appropriate plane for JT.
By the way, there is most definitely no letter U in QANTAS.

Big Bill Robinson


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2002 11:30 pm 
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...and there is also no "ewe" in Air New(e) Zealand... :proud:

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(This is your clam captain speaking.... we will be attempting to exteriorize as soon as I put my uniform back on facing the correct way... no wonder my zipper was so hard to reach!)


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Crikey! Oi thot it was "Gnu" Zealand! :)

"Toi me kan-ga-roo down, mon!" 8)


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(sheepish grin):)


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(how much can a Koala bare?)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2002 5:59 am 
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Depends how the Koala sits in the tree.... :)


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(curse them ...ooops! ... beans!)


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