HOLMES HITS BACK AT CRUISE CRITICS

Loved-up actress KATIE HOLMES is horrified fiance TOM CRUISE has become a figure of intense ridicule since spectacularly declaring his love for her on US chat show THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW in May (05).

The BATMAN BEGINS beauty was charmed by Cruise's uninhibited display of adoration - which saw him jumping up and down furniture, pounding the floor with his fist and exclaiming, "I'm in love" between shouts of manic laughter.

And she proud he can freely express himself in a world of superficial friendliness.

She says, "I find it hard to know why people wouldn't want to believe that he was just so happy that day and didn't want to act cool and hide his feelings.

"I was proud of him that he was willing to let his guard down."

16/08/2005 17:35
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Once in a while I notice Tom does or says something corny. It could be the influence of invaders into the cult or maybe its just that he's slap happy stupid. He's not good enough an actor for the roles he's taking and I sure wish the cult would take him out of our faces. Wasn't Davy Misscabbage the leader of the Cine Org at one time? Do you think it would do any good if we complained to David about him?

Well, I just hope Katie figures it out before she signs a pre-nuptual agreement. And I hope she spends every penny of her community property settlement exposing the truth about the secret scriptures of scientology.

I hope someone close to her will tell her about the imaginary space cooties trapped in the imaginary volcanoes before she too decides to believe she is infested with the souls of dead space aliens, and her baby is the reincarnation of L Wrong Blubbard.

Call us Katie, you are going to need some new (and old) friends soon, my dear.

All my best, Ladybird

Yak: "Do you think it would do any good if we complained to David about him?"

Well....you'll never know til you try it. But if Davy believes the Scientology propaganda, Scientology never had it so good....stats are up...books are flying off the shelves.....People want to "know" about Scietnology and are flockig to the orgs......and we owe it all to Tom Cruise.

Hey, if it's "true for them", it's gotta be true. Get with the progrtam, dude....mock up your own reality.

If Katie is so blinded by "love" or whatever she wants to call it, I hope her friends and family are able to wake the Sleeping Beauty before the fairytale wedding turns into a nightmare the morning after.
Katie, her family and friends have already had glimpses of the infamous "Cruise Control" right in their own backyard.

Tigger

Ladybird, I love your take on Elron's name! That sound you just heard was me, cracking up...

Tigger,

My chickens think your idea about creating your own reality is a good one and are now trying to use the sensor array they've constructed at Meteor Crater to contact Chicken World. They say its run by someone named David Miscavige! Perhaps Chicken World will turn out to be the Church of Money and Greed. Oh those crazy hens!

Snorky wants you to have the recipe for 3 Pigs in a Blanket: Take El Wrong Hubbard, Heber Jentz, and David Miscarriage and spread a blanket over them. You don't have to put them in bed, they're already in bed together.

I still think we should be able to go up to David Miscarriage and complain about Tommy's corniness!

Yak