Funny Spoof Article can be found here:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i8933

I didn't know if I should paste the whole article since it contains fake quotes. But follow the link, it's worth the time, and there's no registration required.
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Tom Cruise to Undoom Doomed Space Program
Written by Howard Jay Meyer


Cruise shows Matt Lauer how much of a piece of himself he'll give
(CAPE CANAVERAL) He could pass for a mad scientist, but till now he was just acting. NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration just asked Tom Cruise to fix its mission to space and to help improve relations with Planet Venus. When asked what his mission would involve, he leaned over, .......