RICKY Gervais doesn’t expect to be asked back to host the Golden Globes*, after he annoyed Holywood A-listers by making jokes at the expense of Angelina Jolie, Robert Downey Jr and Bruce Willis, among others.

But who cares? For me personally, a tuxedo-clad circle of malignant egos patting each other on the ass for pretending to be other people couldn’t be offended enough. I am not against actors giving themselves awards any more than plumbers or dental hygienists, but I think such events should take place in some rented banquet hall of a Holiday Inn Express.

Shortening Pakistani to "Paki" seems as normal to me as shortening Timothy to "Tim" or Scientologist to "dipshit". People hear a buzzword or topic and.....

topstoryweeklyvideos | 25 January 2011

Written by Ross Bercun;
Cast: Phillip Wilburn, Brian Vestal, Tommy Bechtold, Matt Harris, Brent Pope, Derek Reid

This sketch is from TOP STORY! WEEKLY Episode 86: "Del Boca Vista, Here We Come!" performed January 23, 2011 at iO West Theater in Hollywood
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"Also not nominated was 'I Love You Philip Morris,' Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor. Two heterosexual characters pretending to be gay," he said. "So the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists, then."