My grandmother always used to say, "You don't HAVE TO be crazy to live here, but it sure helps." She knew nothing about $cientology, OSA, or Sea Org.

She had 7 kids, and she was wonderful.

"ONLY Clears and OTs will survive this planet"

LRH - Mankinds Greatest Friend.

NOTE - Yes this does include Anthrax Bonzo!!

Get processing before you get boils Bozos!

ARC

One madman makes many madmen, and many madmen make madness
-Romany saying
;);););)

So will Anthrax Bonzo survive this planet, too? I've never heard of him.

I've found the Scieos who post to this board are consistently bad spellers, cannot punctuate, and are clumsy typists.

You'd think that the smartest, most ethical people on this planet could, at least, spell "Bozo" correctly. I guess that might be giving them too much credit. And anyway, their founder and demigod said that calculus was created by the Luce family (founders of TIME and LIFE, etc.), so I shouldn't expect much from them in the first place.

And have a nice one, Mr./Ms. Anonymous.

X9

"ONLY Clears and OTs will survive this planet"

Survive ON this planet? Or is the planet trying to kill me? Why, just the other day, a dirt clod tried to carjack me.

LRH - Mankinds Greatest Friend.

Should read: LRH - Mankind's Greatest Friend

NOTE - Yes this does include Anthrax Bonzo!!

Shouldn't that be "the anthrax Bozo"? Yes, even someone who mails anthrax (not Anthrax, Styper, Pantera, or any other heavy metal band) to people can be turned into a good, reasonable human being by clay demos and word clearing. Just ask Charles Manson, beneficiary of 150 hours of Scientology before he went on his famous sprees. Of course, if he'd had even more hours, he would not have gone out on those sprees.

Get processing before you get boils Bozos!

Should read: "Get processing before you get boils, Bozos!" Note comma. Also, are we the same bozos who are mailing the anthrax? Or are we the bozos who infiltrated the IRS and framed Paulette Cooper?

ARC "

Thanks for the affinity. Thanks for the communication. But most of all, thanks for the reality check.

No, no, no! If Manson had had more auditing than a mere 150 hours, his stats would have been up!

Blondie

Sir Winston Churchill:

"Yes, Ma'am, I am drunk. And you're ugly. Tomorrow I will be sober."

Blondie

ANd the children of Abraham and moses and the foloowers of jesus will enter paradise

the koran

ANd the children of scientology and narconon and the sea orgers will enter an advanced state of stupidity.
So it was and so it will be.

L.con:)

[66:9] O Prophet! Strive hard against the
Unbelievers and the Hypocrites, and be firm
against them. Their abode is Hell, an evil
refuge (indeed).

-The Quran

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

-Matthew 7:5

The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?

-Judith Hayes

Madness takes its toll. Please have
exact change. -Bumper sticker

There is serenity in Chaos. Seek ye the Eye of
the Hurricane. -Principia Discordia

"No man with a good car needs to be justified" - Ministry