Quotes Archive 2003

merlin · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:00 pm **Posts:** 1413

"Name calling is a sin. You people are idiots."
- John Barnett, in an email letter to "Pastor Deacon Fred" of "Landover Baptist Church", November 2002.

"Happy New Year!"
- I-Loki, January 2003

"I-an-I all sinners on dis bus, mon!"

blarney · **Joined:** Mon May 20, 2002 6:37 am **Posts:** 375

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ is the website of the Landover Baptist Church -- and I'm assuming this is a joke. I mean, I'm not a Baptist, but this doesn't look like what I imagine Baptists to be normally all about.

Blondie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2003 2:41 am

"Here there is slippage."

Stephen King/Peter Straub in Black House

zaphod · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:38 pm

"Deicide is a victimless crime"

-"Zaphod"

freeborn · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2002 11:31 pm **Posts:** 3669

"Nothing is so much to be feared as fear." - Henry David Thoreau, from his Journal, Sept. 7, 1851.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - FDR's First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1933.

"Fear is our only solid asset." - MAY have been stated by L. Ron Hubbard...

merlin · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:00 pm **Posts:** 1413

"Most problems I have with scientologist is that they are useless. good bye."
- Claudio Acuña

stayfree · **Joined:** Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:03 pm **Posts:** 3

This is a quote from a current ad for Lancaster (Monaco) Skincare products:

"80% of free radicals neutralized.
New Lancaster RPF technology.

Benefit from a deeper protection with the new generation of Lancaster suncare products. Their double action, both on the skin's surface and its lower layers, makes your skin look younger and more beautiful"

80% of free radicals neutralised through RPF technology? That sounds vaguely familiar! This is certainly a product to use if you happen to be being used as slave labour out in all weathers or being made to run round a tree 12 hours a day...(!)

freeborn · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2002 11:31 pm **Posts:** 3669

Any idea what RPF really stands for?

freedom_man · **Joined:** Wed Oct 09, 2002 2:32 pm **Posts:** 2766

Ruptured Pig Flatulence

Just rub it all over your face for that glowing,
youthful, apple-cheeked look that you've always wanted!

squirrel · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2004 6:54 pm **Posts:** 3506

Rehabilitation Project Force.

Blech! :lame:

freedom_man · **Joined:** Wed Oct 09, 2002 2:32 pm **Posts:** 2766

Forced Rehabilitation Project is more like it.

merlin · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:00 pm **Posts:** 1413

Cap'n Davey (in a RAGE): "WHAT? Only 80% neutralised? THAT STAT WON'T FLY WITH ME, Mister! I want 100% of those Rondamned free radicals rounded up and routed onto the RPF immediately! And I want those wog-loving, namby-pamby SP-wannabes run, sweated, starved, bullbaited, wrangled and wanked 100% standardly until their MINDS ARE RIGHT and they LOVE LRH! HipHipHOORAY!!!"

stayfree · **Joined:** Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:03 pm **Posts:** 3

Freeborn, in this case it stands for "Radical Protection Factor" quite the opposite meaning to that used within the rather lip-curlingly nasty CoS.

löl! - Merlin & Tiger

freeborn · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2002 11:31 pm **Posts:** 3669

Thanks, Stayfree. I well knew what it means in anti-wog land.

You other guys? Getcher butts over to Ethics.

neil c · **Posted:** Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:38 pm

"Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the Kingdom of God. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance." - Galatians 5:19-23, Holy Bible.

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