Quotes Archive 2003

Tom · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:27 am

IYADWYADYWAGWYAG !!!!

"If you always do what you always did, you will alawys get what you always got!"

~ Sue Gordon, V.P.H.R., Carl. Co's.

lucretiamacevil · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2003 11:44 pm

TU YOU!!!!

Take a bow!

YORSON WAILS on Virginia's Harp!

Lucymacevil that quote is from ME

lucretiamacevil · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2003 2:04 pm

"One day pf prayin' amd six mights of fun
Odds against goin' to heaven? Six to one!"

"Jesus Paid for Our Sins, So
Let's Get Our Money's Worth!"

don_carlo · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:38 pm **Posts:** 1593

Snicker snicker.

lucretiamacevil · **Posted:** Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:26 am

I am rather fond of those 2 Don Carlo.

Glad you are enjoying the show!

JANE has been wailing too, NOTE THE TYPOS IN MY POST!!! and some other peoples posts over the weekend ...

ROFLMAO!

Lucretia

Tigger · **Joined:** Sun Nov 19, 2000 7:06 pm **Posts:** 9147

Rock Fighting

"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"

"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

The mother stated emphatically, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."

The boy quickly replied, "What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours."

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umike · **Joined:** Fri Sep 06, 2002 5:13 pm **Posts:** 4088

"I laugh in the face of danger,then I hide till it goes away"

umike · **Joined:** Fri Sep 06, 2002 5:13 pm **Posts:** 4088

"It certainly is nice we are having weather"

Tigger · **Joined:** Sun Nov 19, 2000 7:06 pm **Posts:** 9147

Tiggers go where Gods fear to tread.

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=25298-3F6B154C-62%40storefull-2272.public.lawson.webtv.net

Tigger · **Joined:** Sun Nov 19, 2000 7:06 pm **Posts:** 9147

"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Raccot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflect the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed."

Mr. Xenu Volcano (I think)

Tigger · **Joined:** Sun Nov 19, 2000 7:06 pm **Posts:** 9147

LERNIN' INGLISH ~ Reasons why English is so hard to learn.....

Google Search:
http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=12276-3F6FA031-90%40storefull-2273.public.lawson.webtv.net

Tigger · **Joined:** Sun Nov 19, 2000 7:06 pm **Posts:** 9147

"the most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
--e.e. cummings

umike · **Joined:** Fri Sep 06, 2002 5:13 pm **Posts:** 4088

"Thank you for telling me that. Your needle is floating"

freedom_man · **Joined:** Wed Oct 09, 2002 2:32 pm **Posts:** 2766

I had a couple of "floaters" after lunch. Then I flushed. It was very gratifying.

villageidiot · **Joined:** Thu Jun 20, 2002 8:08 pm **Posts:** 981

judging from the above, $cios could adopt the condom as its emblem also.

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