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neil c
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:05 pm 
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"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it". Albert Einstein.
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agentx9
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:45 pm 
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One of my favorite bumper stickers:

"All those who believe in telekenesis, raise my hand."

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freedom_man
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 6:29 pm 
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One of my favorites: Honk all you like. I'm just reloading.

Or: Contrary to popular belief, asphalt is not a rectal disorder.

Or: When I grow up, I wanna be Barbie. The bitch has everything!
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agentx9
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 6:51 pm 
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"When I grow up, I wanna be Barbie. The bitch has everything!"

How about: "If Barbie's so popular, how come you have to buy all her friends?"

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freedom_man
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 8:32 pm 
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The Divorcee Barbie: She comes with all of Ken's stuff! ;)
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Dingdång
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:42 pm 
Here is a typical swedish bumper sticker; "Don`t laugh..your daughter could be lieing in the backseat"

Atypical funny swedish bumper sticker...well I`m not shure about funny,...but it is a bumper sticker...and maybe think twice about swedish...
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merlin
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:55 pm 
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Stanley, is it true what they say about Swedish girls? ;)
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umike
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 11:43 pm 
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redneck bumpersticker: "Got Ammo?"

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freedom_man
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:27 am 
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ROFL, Stanley! I saw one the other day, here in Tennessee: Less lip. More head. *ducking*
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choochooman
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:50 am 
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Saw this sign on the rear window of a ute -(US-ites, read "pick-up" here) - driven by a very robust female with a dog seated alongside:
"this bitch bites - so does the pit-bull".

the (wary) venusian traindriver
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Dingdång
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:20 pm 
Hi I.Loki....Whatever they say about swedish girls I´m shure it´s true....
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Dingdång
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:29 pm 
Hi TT....I think I know what it means-Less lip-moore head...*ducking*...but I´m not shure...How to destroy a good joke-Be Swedish and read it in English...
Anyway I guess it´s about something sexuall..right?!..You guys have to be patient with me..I know a littke English, but then when it ,comes to jokes and abrevations and slang(don´t know if it´s the right word), I certainly don´t know everything.....as you maybe noticed...:)
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Dingdång
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:33 pm 
I´ve got an idea for a real good bumper sticker-"I´m Xenu-Eternity battery my ass!"
Maybe could make a fortune on that one....:)
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freedom_man
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:48 pm 
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Well, in English, we often tell people, "Don't give me any lip!" which means, don't argue with me! And um... Head, is slang for uh... a blowjob. So the simplest translation might be, "Shut-up and suck!"

(Bear in mind that this bumper sticker is not mine!) LOL!
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kipper
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:08 pm 
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Ok guys and gals,
Most of you are probably familiar with the tons of one-liners ."You know if you're a Redneck".. So, let's start a new one.. Complete the following:

YOU KNOW IF YOUR A SCIENTOLOGOIST..
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