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magoo1
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 12:31 pm 
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Really good one, Andreas!

Tory/Magoo :)

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villageidiot
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Constipated people don't give a shit.

Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Please tell your pants its not polite to point.

Impotence: nature's way of saying "no hard feelings."

The earth is full, go home.

I have the body of a god, Buddha.

Illiterate, write for help.

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere.

Ax me "bout ebonics.

Heart attacks......Gods revenge for eating his animal friends.

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he's lost?

Body by nautilus----brain by mattel.

Boldly going nowhere.

Necrophilia---That uncontrolable urge to crack open a cold one.
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freedom_man
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Deja Moo - The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

Honk all you like; I'm just re-loading.

When you are down and out lift up your head and shout: VENGEANCE! VENGEANCE IS MINE!! A POX ON ALL YOU FUCKERS!!! MYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!! KILL YOU ALL!! KILL YOU ALL!!!
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squirrel
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Deja Moo goes into my permanent dictionary. ;)

"Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you."
Satchel Page

Your attitude creates your opportunities, for good or bad.
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freedom_man
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"Perception determines reality."

I'm not sure who coined that one, but it's a driving principle in Keyes Jr's "Handbook To Higher Consciousness." :)
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ltricha
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
What if life gives you shit? Do you make Shitade?

Mmmmm! I'll take a nice tall frosty glass of Shitade. :)

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freedom_man
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ROFL!
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freeborn
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Watch out for that liquid yellow stuff.
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ltricha
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"Watch were the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow." - Zappa

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merlin
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"Watch out where the Huskies go -
Please don't eat that yellow snow!"

- Frank Zappa
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merlin
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"Bread-and-butter, Ltricha!"

- I-Loki
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squirrel
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That little "yellow snow" ditty predated Zappa by many years, perhaps by many generations.

Eat my shorts.
- Bart
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freeborn
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Tsk, tsk. I was talking about LEMONADE, you dirty old men.
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ltricha
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Who's Old?!
;)

And sex is only dirty if it is done right damnit!

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freedom_man
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Remember the good ol' days, when motorcycles were dangerous and sex was safe? ;)
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