UMike,

Are those real quotes or are you just mocking them up?

Tigger

"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it."

The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln edited by Roy P. Basler, Volume III, "Letter To Henry L. Pierce and Others" (April 6, 1859), p. 376.

"If you're gonna kick society in the face, do it with both feet"

Keith Richards

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.

- Thomas Henry Huxley

Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.

- Nietzsche

"Don't give up!
I believe in you all!
A person's a person,
No matter how small."

Dr. Seuss

"If we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow."
-unknown

Alfred Einstein, those headlines are hilarious. Thank you.

(Message edited by Don_Carlo on February 15, 2004)

If you think you CAN do a thing

or

If you think you Cannot do a thing

You are right!

Henry Ford

Why is it good to die with your boots on??
You doesnt hurt your toe when you kick the bucket!...
unknown

DR. SEUSS VS L. RON HUBBARD

From: Neal Hamel (smokesig@ix.netcom.com)
Subject: DR. SEUSS VS. L. RON HUBBARD
alt.religion.scientology
Date: 1998/11/15

Just for a smile. This was forwarded to me in email

DR. SEUSS VS. L. RON HUBBARD

Dr. Seuss was born on March 2nd. L. Ron Hubbard was born on March 13th.

During World War II Theodore Seuss Geisel, was commissioned as a captain.
At the outbreak of World War II, L. Ron Hubbard was commissioned in U.S.Navy.

After World War II Theodore Seuss Geisel's writing career took off.

After World War II L. Ron Hubbard's writing career also took off.

In his book entitled "You are Only Old Once!" written in 1985, Dr. Seuss introduced the character called Dr. McPherson.

In 1995 Scientology is alleged of killing a Lisa McPherson.

To get all of Dr. Seuss' teachings, it would cost you around $300
To get all of Scientology teachings, it would cost you around $300,000.

Dr. Seuss made lots of money and made millions of people happy.

L. Rob Hubbard made lots of money.

Hi Alfred,

Is it me or thee?
Your URL doesn't work.

SCN According to Dr. Seuss

From: Chris Schafmeister (schaf@socrates.ucsf.edu)

Subject: Scientology according to Dr. Seuss
Date: 1995-01-22 00:06:34 PST

"Scientology according to Dr. Seuss"

Age Golden of science fiction a man arrived on the scene.
His stories were less sciencey, more fiction and dream.
He didn't come in a car, he didn't come on a bike.
He didn't come in the pouch of a Stripedy Snike. He came on the back of a looping motor kite.

[Hubbard said:]

"A penny a word?", "of time that's a waste".
Too make a million dollars you must start your own faith.
So he trundled to his typewriter and banged out the beast.
The bible of scientology, in less than twelve weeks. "Clears never forget things or get sneezy seeps".
"Hold onto cans soupy on my past life machine".
"You'll think you are dirty and pay for soul clean".
"You'll make up past lives, past pains and past facts".
"You'll dream of froofroos and selenium snacks".
"You'll dream of emporer Xenu and his glittering shack".

[Xenu said:]

"There's too many of you, you're crambled like sheep".
"There's no room for my fwoodles and thirteen toed fweep".
He tossed them in volcanoes head over feet.
He put big atom bombs all over the tops.
And then set them all off with very loud POPS.
Xenu bundled their souls in threes, fours and twos. He gathered them all, even little Timmy KoosKoos
and packaged them off to Los Palamoos.

[Hubbard said:]

"My cult will grow large and they'll pay lots of dues".
"They'll eat beans and rice and they'll never read news".
"They'll stare through red eyes wearing a toe crampity shoe".
"And sell lots of books by Thursday at two".
"The money will flow, a million a week".
"My shirts girls will wash, of soap they won't reek".

And then Hubbard grew crazy, grew old and he died.
And out of the ashes more rose to spread lies.
Tricksters through ages have followed one phrase.
There will always be people who will believe any craze.

Will you?
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[ I'd like to thank the genius of Dr. Seuss and "The Kids In the Hall" ]
.Chris.
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