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Ladybird
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Post by Ladybird » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:24 am

"Scientologists - the worst friends money can buy." - Mick Wenlock

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Post by programmer_guy » Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:12 am

"Scientologists need to be working to clean up Scientology before they begin even to think about 'handling' mental health or any other field where there are abuses." - Merlin

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Post by lucy skywalker » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:57 am

Scientology loves it's naval metaphors, so. . .

If you think of each religion in the world as a ship, you can get all kinds of metaphors.

From the fleet of Christianity with all it's denominations, from the ornate old liner that is Catholicism to a various assortment of Protestant ships down to tiny skiffs with loyal and well-meaning crews. The Islamic, Judaic, Hindu, Shinto and Taoist ships are all well known and reasonably respected. Even the newer New Age and Neo-Pagan craft are somewhat legitimate but small ships, even if others look at them funny at times.

However, in the great ocean of Religion, Scientology is the rusty pirate ship made of salvaged debris of satanic cults, pseudo-gnostic garbage and hokey science fiction, all powered by dubious pseudoscience. The crew is a motley blend of savage pirates out to get as much money and sink every other ship, and gullible dupes who think they're on a really first class outfit. They've taken multiple hits below the waterline, normal damage control procedures are failing miserably, crew are bailing out and going to more reputable ships, and their main strategy appears to be to ignore the hits and keep shooting at the crew (often when they are leaving, sometimes not). ~ All Hail Xenu

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Post by beyond_horizons » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:42 pm

"I described to him how God would compensate the martyr for sacrificing his life for his land. If you become a martyr, God will give you 70 virgins, 70 wives and everlasting happiness."

Hamas activist;
Muhammad Abu Wardeh
August, 2001

Sorry Lucy, I’m afraid some ships are better left afloat than others! There is no way BH shall ever be denied an opportunity to share eternity with 140 navels! Sure beats a billion years on planet earth working for a bunch of scientologist!
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Post by lucy skywalker » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:03 pm

:onebounce: :lol:

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Post by Ladybird » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:58 pm

"...there are OT8's whom imagine themselves to be in possession of powers they are lacking, and PC's whom imagine themelves to be lacking in powers they have." - Xenu's Uncle

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Post by Ladybird » Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:48 pm

"Alice in Wonderland''s Red Queen said, "The law is:
"Jam yesterday, Jam tomorrow, but never jam today".

No wonder scientology uses this book to train their deluded adherents on TRs. Repeat this a few thousand times while in a trance state and OT will make perfect sense to you!

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Post by lucy skywalker » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:54 am

If an organization is going to have a code of ethics they must be answerable to it themselves.

Scn refuses to do this. They say that anything and everything that promotes Scn is automatically ethical.

A greater heap of horseshit has rarely hit this planet.


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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:57 am

"I am not an OT and so I lack sooper dooper OT
powers of projecting protective beams around my
body, confronting large entities who sneak up behind
me in my kitchen, or auditing tomato plants. " - J. Swift

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:01 pm

"The mind lives in the past because it lives in
knowledge. Knowledge means that which you have known, understood,
learned. And existence is now and the mind is then, existence is here
and the mind is there. The mind looks backwards; it is like a rearview
mirror. If you are backing your car the rearview mirror is OK, but if
you are going forwards then it is dangerous to go on looking in the
rearview mirror. And if you become fixated on the rearview mirror you
are bound to have an accident. You are in great danger, you are being
suicidal. Life always moves forwards; there is no possibility of going
backwards." - from the book "The ABCs of Enlightenment" - Osho

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