"I certainly don't agree that $cientology is a religion.
It's a con game. So if people get sucked into it because
they believe the lies, that makes it a "religion"?? "
- Dr. Donna Shannon

"When some of the sacred scriptures--including the Xenu story--ended up
in a court file, 1,500 Scientologists crammed the courthouse to block
public access to the documents. In 1986 Travolta himself marched into
Los Angeles Superior Court, hoping to make a pro-church speech in the
case where the documents had been revealed. (The judge instructed
Travolta to sit down, and he complied.)" - Richard Leiby

But especially beware the sheep in wolf's clothing who while pretending courage will run at the first sign of danger.

I am disgusted that such an opportunity to promote Scientology was totally wasted by idiots. I would send people to the CofS rather than to those incompetent fools.

Ralph Hilton Reviewing The Beginner's Guide to L. Ron Hubbard on Channel4 with Scientology Freezone applications at Rons Org.

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." -- George Washington Carver

"How come it took 4 quadrillion years before someone (a
failed naval officer, school dropout, liar and mentally
deranged bigamist) discovered all of this? "
- The Great Suprendo

But all was false and hollow; though his tongue
Dropp’d manna, and could make the worse appear
The better reason,
Paradise Lost. Book ii. Line 112.
John Milton

"I know somebody who ran it for 5 days. S/he ran through about 6 sups. The
thing is s/he really wanted to exteriorize, but finally gave up and just
lied about leaving his/her body. I think it's the same with a lot of
procedures. People learn to fake it, assuming that everybody else is
having the promised results. " - Rod Keller

"Anybody who has read the OT3 document can figure out
that Scientology is lying when it says it wants to rid the
world of insanity. After all, the stereotypical picture of an
insane person is one who truly believes that he is covered
with little space aliens who have taken over his mind and
that is exactly what Scientology teaches in OT3!"
- Joe C.

"Scientologists, prepare for your doom! It's me, your old buddy Xenu. 75
million years ago, I rid myself of you by putting you in volcanoes and
blowing you up with atomic bombs. Now you're back, and it's time for me to
do it again!

I am going to package you up in groups, drop you into volcanoes, and explode
atomic bombs on top of you. I have hundreds of nuclear bombs ready to do
the job, plus a host of renegades to help me.

Let me repeat myself: I am going to attack you all with nuclear weapons.
In exactly the same way that I did 75 million years ago. After which you
will be turned into body thetans. Get ready for the alcohol and glycol,
cause here it comes!"

- Lord Xenu, the Dark Prince
Leader of the Galactic Federation
Protector of the Guilty
Keeper of the Tortured Soul of Elron

"What evidence do you have that I, Lord Xenu, am guilty of the crimes
attributed to me? You have only the worthless words of a known liar and
conman of the vilest sort. You would not accept any other claim of this
criminal without question!
The truth is that the real murderer was the criminal false god known as
PhatManitou and on Teegeeack to mortals as "L.Ron Hubbard". He was
driven insane by the righteous anger of the body thetans which stuck to
him and reminded him of his crimes throughout eternity."
- Sincerely, Your friend, Lord Xenu.

"Scientology is a boutique Cult built for Narcissists with
disposable income. Scientology is for self-absorbed and
self-centered weaklings who are willing to turn a blind eye
to human rights abuses, criminality, and barbarity within
Scientology in order to get their precious cases handled. "
- J. Swift

"Aboard the Apollo they had dogs. If I remember, Mary Sue
all but went nuts when her dog Vixie died. She didn't care
about destroying people like Paulette Cooper but went insane
with grief over a dead dog. Go figure." - wbarwell

"Would you, too, like to be nibbled on by cockroaches
and die of dehydration? Then join the Cult of $cientology! "
- Erik L. Schweitzer

"I was watching TV the other night, and they had a Dianetics
commercial on. At the end of the commercial, they showed
an exploding volcano (just like on the Dianetics book) and
all the sudden I began experiencing incident II. Oh No!!!!

Not knowing what was happening to me, I called up my
local Dianetics/Scientology office, and they said that I
should come in right away. Fortunately, I began doing
research on the net, and found out about incident II,
the evil Xenu, the volcanoes, the body thetans, and all
that other stuff. I also read about how expensive
getting rid of these cooties was, so I went down to the
local camping store and purchased some OFF insect
repellant. Actually, it worked quite well. I think all of
the body thetans are gone. Whew. "
- Anonymous1431406