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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:20 am

"I've always wondered why TOTAL FREEDOM takes a million
dollars and a lifetime or more, while TOTAL AMNESIA only takes
20 seconds. " - Mike O'Connor

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:23 am

"If God were a Scientologist then humans would have no eyelids or
transparent ones like snakes do so they would never appear to blink.
Men's legs would be three inches shorter so their trousers would fit.
There would be no gentlemans hairdressers so that when men cut their
own hair it would look normal and not as if they had escaped from a
lunatic asylum. It would be against God's laws for a man to wear
matching socks. Excrement would come in different colours so that when
they draw on the walls during baby watch they could create better art
work. There would be lumps of clay where there are rocks now so that
mankind could explain themselves to others using clay modelling.
Anybody who made a "dinky" dictionary would be struck with a lightening
bolt. Ashtrays would be lighter than air to help their Tone 40
postulates work." - Roland

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:24 am

"The best LRH could do was invent a few nonsense intergalactic sci-fi
nouns like "Teegeak" and "Xenu." Dumb shit couldn't even read a
railroad crossing sign on Venus." - Eldon

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know your enemy and know yourself

Post by lermanet_com » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:14 pm

"I say: Know your enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated. When you are ignorant of the enemy but know yourself, your chances of winning or losing are equal. If ignorant both of your enemy and of yourself, you are sure to be defeated in every battle. -- Sun Tzu"
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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:50 am

"Once upon a time, when I was a mere OT 5 I was sitting in my livingroom
telling my wife's ashtray to elevate off of the table. With tone 40
command intention. It wasn't cooperating. Just then my 4 year old son
walked into the room and said, hi dad, watcha doin? I said hi son, I'm
trying to make moms ashtray lift up off of the table. He bent over,
picked it up, held it up and said, like this? I was stunned into
silence. I couldn't believe my eyes. The first thought that raced
through my mind was this: I can't believe it! My very own son, at 4
years of age is already an OT!
Later that night at the org when I told everyone about my win (and my
son's win) they clapped loudly. I was proud." - LL

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:40 pm

"Scientology is a Gateway drug. Like Magic, it can be used for
good or evil (black or white) depending on the intent of the
practitioner. But once you are in, and you have 'tried it' and
you have experienced it, you're gonna want more. And the
more you get, the more you want. And then you are auditing
body thetans, and there you are....crazier than a shithouse rat."

-Ladayla

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Post by 'Alert' » Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:46 pm

Hubbard's Mushroom wrote:But.....if you are trying to brainwash people into a deluded
cult-think so they will continue to be dependent on auditing
up a "bridge" then Hubbardian bullcrap is just the ticket.
"If anyone talks about a "road to Freedom" he is talking about a linear line. This, then, must have boundaries. If there are boundaries there is no freedom." - Dianetics 55

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:39 am

"It's the Hamster-Wheel to Total Freedom!

First you clear your reactive mind of those nasty engrams
during your life. Then you clear your reactive mind of those
nasty engrams from previous lives. Then you're told that your
reactive mind never existed, you were just mocking it up, and
you have to clear the reactive minds (which probably don't exist
either) of your Buddy Thetans. And so it goes...

Around and around, at full speed going nowhere--and paying by
the lap!" - AndroidCat

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:51 am

"I must admit I had a small cry when I read that. The cruel way
in which you evicted that poor body thetan. Just what did that
poor body thetan do to you that you should treat it thus? Is it
not the case that they have a right to stay in your body and
in fact it is ~you~ who are the parasite. It is their body and
not yours. They should be evicting you, not you them. You
are cruel. Xemu will punish you when the day of judgement
comes and he, freed from his mountain prison, arrives from
space with his fleet of DC-8s. Then you will answer for your sins.
Xemu will prevail." - Roland

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:44 am

"I have FIVE family members in Scientology and they are forbidden to
talk to me. They don't show up at family events if I am going to be
there. If I show up somewhere where they are, they leave
immediately. If we have plane tickets on the same plane (due to other
family members having made the reservations), they change their
reservations. Other family members see the situation and think I am
the wierdo because I am one against FIVE. They say, "Why don't you
talk it out". They just don't understand that the Scientologists
aren't ALLOWED to talk to me. They can't believe, or refuse to believe
that a religion would do such a thing. So, yes I know what it's
like. They tell their children that I am evil and an SP and the kids
spread it to a wider zone of people (aunts, uncles, grandparents). My
only comfort is knowing that someday, the crimes of Scientology will
be made public and my larger family will read about it and know that I
was not the bad guy. " - Nomen Nescio

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:05 am

"You're not capable of seeing how things you don't believe are
problematic, are in fact, problematic. Things like hypnotic suggestion,
for example. Until you finally twig to the idea that Scientology
dreknology was created specifically to allow Hubbard to "validate"
his pathetic lying self, and to make him rich and powerful at
your expense, and to allow him to control you and your fellow
sycophantic LRH worshippers, you'll be stuck in this same rut."
- Michael Reuss

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:44 pm

"Are you asking if Scientologists are explicitly told to get people
to maintain a hypnotic state? If so, the answer to this is no.
It's much more subtle than that. A Scientologist will vigorously
deny that there is any hypnotic induction taking place. The
hypnotic induction is covert." - Monica Pignotti

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:44 am

"Lord Xenu,

Do you know what Scientology's plans are for auditing humanoids on
other planets, such as Mars, Venus and Jupiter. Hubbard wanted to
"reclaim this sector of the galaxy".
Is the Sea Org training special special "Planet Org" auditors for this?
I suspect the soon to be released Super Power Rundown has something to
do with interpanetary auditing.
As our Friendly Galactic Overseer, what exactly are your plans?" - Woggle

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:45 pm

"Ally with Scientology, all you're going to get is a sound brainwashing
with a good side of pickpocketing. They're not what you think they are."
- Barb

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Post by Hubbard's Mushroom » Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:35 pm

"Scientologists live in a monolythic, static environment masquerading as a
belief system. The cult, despite their bravado, puffery and posturing, is
desperately afraid of what the truth will indeed cause: members leaving
Scientology after finding out they've been lied to from the moment they
walked into an "Org" for their first "stress test"." - Rev. Norle Enturbulata

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