Goddess of Xenu, Warrior-Poet of Xenu & Other Titles

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Don Carlo
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Goddess of Xenu, Warrior-Poet of Xenu & Other Titles

Post by Don Carlo » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:45 pm

Looking for that special nickname? Find one here for posts and pickets:
Just add "of Xenu" at the end, or "Xenu" at the beinning. For example
"Imperatrix of Xenu" or "XenuHammer".

The advantage: If CoS comes after you, they have to write or say the word "Xenu," which is like
kryptonite to them. There have been amusing moments in court about this.

These titles come in nine categories:
Ruler/nobility titles
Religion/Fantasy titles
Know-it all/Expert titles
Skeptics titles
Family titles
Joker titles
Nature titles
Action hero/heroine
Scientology buzzwords

Take one! Add new ones!


Ruler/Nobility Titles

Baron of Xenu
Caesar
Caliph
Chancellor
Chatelaine (mistress of the castle)
Chief Justice Xenuvian
Chieftain
Consort of Xenu
Constable of Xenu
Consul
Czar of Xenu
Dames of Xenu
Doge
Dukes and Duchesses of Xenu.
Earl
Emperor
Empress
Foot soldier
Xenu God Emperor
Herald of Xenu
His/Her Xenurific Majesty
Imperator
Imperatrix
Kaiser
Khan of Xenu
Knights of Xenu
Lady
Liege Lord of Xenu
Magnate
Maharajah
Marquis
Marshall
Mayor of Xenu City
Mikado of Xenu
Mogul
Monarch
Overlord
Pasha of Xenu
Peer
Peeress
Pharoah
Potentate
Premier
Prince
Protector
Rajah
Rani
Reeve
Rex
Sachem of Xenu
Saracen
Shah of Xenu
Sheriff
Shield
Shogun
Squire
Steward
Sultan
Viscount
Vizier
Warlord
Warrior Princess of Xenu
Xenu Clam Warden
Xenu King of Thetans
Xenu Queen of Thetans
Yeoman

Religion/Fantasy
Abbott
Angel
Annointer
Apostle
Archangel of Xenu
Archbishop of Xenu
Avatar
Ayatollah
Bishop
Cardinal
Chaplain
Cherub
Deacon
Demigod of Xenu
Disciple
Dragon
Druid of Xenu
Elf
Emissary
Enchantress of Xenu
Friar
Genetrix
Genie
Gnome
Goddess of Xenu
Guru
Harbinger of Xenu
Harpy
Lama
Lamb of Xenu
Lotus-Eater
Magus of Xenu
Minister
Monsignor
Mother Superior of Xenu
Mystic
Necromancer of Xenu
Novice
Nun
Ogre
Orc
Pack Leader
Paladin
Peacemaker
Pilgrim
Pontiff
Pope
Postulate of Xenu (It's not a title, but it’s amusing)
Priest
Priestess of Xenu
Prophet
Rabbi
Saint
Seeker
Seer
Shaman
Shepherd
Sibyl
Siren
Sky Pilot
Soothsayer of Xenu
Sorceress
Sorceror
Subpoena Server of Xenu
Virtuoso
Warlock
Wizard

Know-it-alls/Experts
Admiral
Aviator
Aviatrix
Barrista
Big Cheese of Xenu
Capo
Captain
Chancellor
Chef (XenuChef already taken)
ChoirMaster
Colonel
Commandant
Commander of Xenu
Consigliere
Dean
Detective
Doctor
Engineer
Factotum
General
Judge of Xenu
Lawyer
Maestro
Magister (Latin for Master)
Master
Maven of Xenu
Meistersinger von Xenü (I added the umlaut for fun)
Middle Manager of Xenu
Midwife
Notary Public
Nurse
Philosopher
Pilot
Plumber
Post-Doc of Xenu
Provost
Pundit
Sage
Scholar of Xenu
Skipper of Xenu
Volcanologist
Xenu Maître d'

Skeptics
Agnostic of Xenu
Bane of Xenu
Blister on the Butt of Xenu
Critic
Dissident of Xenu
Doubter
Fact-Wrangler
Gadfly of Xenu
Heathen
Heretic
Individualist of Xenu
Infidel
Light-bearer
Nonconformist
Paganist of Xenu
Pesterer of Xenu
Provocateur
Rabble-rouser of Xenu
Rationalist
Rebel
Reformer
Revolutionary
Skeptic
Unbeliever

Family
Auntie
Bride
Brother
Daughter
Father
Firstborn
Godfather
Godmother of Xenu
Grandma
Grandpa
Lastborn
Middle Child of Xenu
Mother
Mother-in-Law of Xenu
Sister
Son
Uncle

Jokers
Aberration of Xenu
Cross-dresser of Xenu
Degrader
Dingbat
Dipstick
Dipwad
Dirtbag
Enturbulator
Flake
Fool of Xenu
Geek
Hairdresser to Xenu
Imposter
Jester of Xenu
Joker
Lapdog of Xenu
Naked Emperor
Nerd
Newbie
Novice
Quack
Rube
Toady
Touch Assister
Xenu's Evil Twin

Nature
Aardwolf
Bear of Xenu
Border Collie
Bronco
Budgie
Bulldog
Cave Bear
Ceiling Cat
Chickadee
Cobra
Cougar
Coyote
Crocodile
Daffodil
Diamond
Dire Wolf
Eagle
Falcon
Flower
Fox
Goggie
Grizzly
Jaguar
Leopard
Lion of Xenu
Lolcat
Longcat
Lynx
Mastiff
Mastodon
Moggie
Mouse
Mustang
Oak of Xenu
Orca
Owl
Panther
Peach
Pearl
Penguin
Petunia
Puma
Rock of Xenu
Rose
Rottweiler
Saber tooth
Sapphire of Xenu
Shark
Swan
Thunderbird
Tiger
Tomcat
Venusian Xenusian
Wardog
Warthog
Wolf
Wooly Mammoth
Wolverine
Wombat

Action hero/heroine
Ace of Xenu
Adventurer
Advocate
Anvil
Archer
Archfiend
Avenger
Axe Sister
Barbarian
Bladebearer
Bowman
Buccaneer
Buckaroo
Catalyst
Celebrity
Champion of Xenu
Changemaker
Charioteer
Combatant
Conqueror
Conquistador
Counselor
Damsel
Daredevil
Defender
Dominatrix
Flame
Gatekeeper & Keymaster of Xenu (should picket as a Ghostbuster pair)
Gay Avenger
Goalie
Hammer
Hell-cat of Xenu
Helmsman
Highlander
Horseman
Hotshot of Xenu
Jezebel
Juggernaut
Lancer
Leviathan
Maurauder
Minx
Mountaineer
Navigator
Ninja
Nomad
Paloma
Papillon
Pathfinder
Poet-Warrior
Pirate
Quarterback of Xenu
Quasar
Ranger
Renegade
Rescue Ranger
Rolling Stone
Ronin
Shield-Maiden
Siren
Sledgehammer
Swashbuckler
Starbuck of Xenu
Titan
Tight End
Trailblazer
Troll
Valkyrie
Vampire
Virgin Emeritus of Xenu (means honorably retired)
Virgin of Xenu
Vixen
Volcano Scout
Wanderer
Werewolf
Wrangler
Xenu Beach Lifeguard
Xenu Friend with Benefits
Xenu Park Ranger

Scientologist buzz-words
2-D of Xenu (means love interest)
Auditor of Xenu
Director
Executive
Marcab Invader
Secretary
SP (Suppressive Person) of Xenu

Thanks to http://thesaurus.reference.com, Society for Creative Anachronism, and
D&D for "Axe sister." And thanks to Patrick Jost, whose thread “Knights of Xenu” started this list, at
viewtopic.php?t=13192

Anonymous is even more amorphous than the ARSCC(wdne) . This
non-existent group’s full name is Alt.Religion.Scientology Central Committee (which does not exist).
Therefore, any critic gets to be whoever he or she wants to be. And if more than one person wants a title,
I suggest founding a nonexistent order, like Anonymous Hellcats of Xenu (wdne).

Of course, these could be translated into foreign languages for even more possibilities.

On Entubulation.org, one Anonymous poster named herself "Marcab Empress." So you could combine a title with "Marcab" or Marcabian."
For alliteration, you could have
Marquis de Marcab
Marcab Mikado
Mystic Marcabian
Meistersinger von Marcab
Mouse of Marcab
Last edited by Don Carlo on Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:24 am, edited 3 times in total.

Don Carlo
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Post by Don Carlo » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:27 pm

I added twenty more names. Enjoy.

Kilia

Post by Kilia » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:58 pm

Of course, being Wiccan, I love "Goddess of Xenu" the best. :D
Thanks for the idea and link, Don Carlo.

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Post by AnonMomAnon » Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:17 pm

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entheta
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Post by entheta » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:04 pm

guess I'm just tired of seeing that other poster's name on so many threads, since those posts contributed nothing ...
[b]C[/b]annot
[b]U[/b]nderstand
[b]L[/b]ogical
[b]T[/b]hinking

Don Carlo
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Post by Don Carlo » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:16 pm

Well, I'll contribute something; there's a new paragraph at the bottom of the first post.
Entheta, do you have any kooky titles to add?

entheta
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Post by entheta » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:52 am

Just for clarification: I was referring to AnonMom's (or whoever hijacked her login) attack posts, which were little more than a tantrum we all had to sit through. Even though the content has been removed, that name just sits there as the last post in several threads, and I'm sick of seeing it there.

Your list here is pretty thorough, indeed... I could only add:

ConFrontal Xenudist

Xenoodle Xoup

OutWithXeOld, InWithXenu

XenuKidsOnXeBlock


oh well...
[b]C[/b]annot
[b]U[/b]nderstand
[b]L[/b]ogical
[b]T[/b]hinking

Don Carlo
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Post by Don Carlo » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:18 pm

HEE hee snicker chortle! Truly wacky names!

Don Carlo
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Re: Goddess of Xenu, Warrior-Poet of Xenu & Other Titles

Post by Don Carlo » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:45 pm

Bump for the new arrivals trying to find a nickname. Try variants of "Anonymous" to the above name possibilities, like Anonymous Axe-Sister.

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