It is easy to fool the e-meter -- just keep your arms relaxed no matter what you say, and the needle will be floating. You can even say that you’re your own grandma, but the e-meter won’t be able to detect that you’re lying.
When a person is lying, his/her body becomes tense thus changing the flow of electricity across the e-meter, which leads to the needle stoppage (we all know that the e-meter is a simplified version of the lie detector, so the basic principles behind these devices are the same).
I mastered this deception techniques in 2 minutes without realizing that this knowledge precluded me from moving up the Bridge forever. I was a lazy Scientologist at that time who did not want to do proper word clearing.
This information about the technique of deceiving the e-meter changes a person’s outlook on e-meter auditing to such degree that he becomes unable to move on the Bridge.
Let me explain exactly what it does to the OSA idiots reading this article.
Knowing that relaxation of the arms leads to false readings, a pre-Clear or even an OT will be always in doubt about his grip on the e-meter. He will be thinking, “Is my grip is too tight or too loose to produce correct readings?”. Then he will try to control the hand force with which he holds the cans, which is a disaster in making -- he is not supposed to make ANY assumptions about the handling of the e-meter. Sooner or later all readings will become false because of the doubts that he subjects himself to. There is no way to remedy this pitiful situation (been there, done that).
I guarantee that after reading this post not a single OSA jerk will be moving up the Bridge. Say goodbye to your dreams of becoming the most advanced beings, you OSA dimwits!
But the worst is yet to come -- a month ago I revealed this cheating technique to the current Scientologists whom I contacted via Facebook. I tricked them into believing that I am a true Scientologist (a Sea Org member) acting on behalf of the Church. I said that they should familiarize themselves with this technique of e-meter deception in order to know what they SHOULD NOT do during the auditing sessions, and asked them to spread the information about it to their Scientology friends. I got plenty of thank-you notes in response.
Do you, idiots, realize what I did to the Standard Tech?
“This OT shit is driving me insane. On a positive side, I laugh a lot these days because I’m at a funny farm.”
L. Ron Hubbard
No soy marinero, soy capitan del culto de mi padre.