You have the right to believe that Hubbard is the messiah. I will respect that right and even defend your right to believe it. Doing so you must them respect my right to think you are a F**King moron.
Sorry, Not Free from anything, but your post is so sad and pathetically lacking in any form, reason or coherent thought that it doesn't merit thought. So for this I decided for form flame you.

Start Flame
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Dear:
[X] Alleged Primate
[X] Lamer
[ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed
[X] Freak
[ ] Punk
[ ] Fathead
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Irritant
[ ] Psycho
[X] Nut
[X] Wacko
[ ] Windows Zealot
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a format many readers can't use
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
[ ] You posted an ad in an inappropriate group
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[X] You're an idiot
[X] You're a moron
[X] You're an imbecile
[ ] You can't recognize sarcasm
[ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPiTaLs
[ ] You contributed nothing
[X] You contributed less than nothing
[ ] You posted concerning a subject you know nothing about
[ ] You posted a pyramid scheme
[ ] You pretended your pyramid scheme was legal
[X] You are trolling

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Eat your caps lock key
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while using an electrical appliance
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test
[ ] Stop sucking
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Die
[X] Go away
[ ] Stop using your father/mother/older sibling's account
[X] Invent a time machine, go back in time, and
[ ] stop yourself from spamming
[ ] stop your parents from conceiving
[X] stop your grandparents from conceiving
[ ] stay there
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Calm down

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[X] Who cares?
[ ] Fuck yourself
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[X] Never breed
[X] Take a Writing course so that you can learn the following basics of composing a post on the internet. {Learn to use the enter key}
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above

End Flame... Thank you... Drive through.
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