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I was just thinking about Incident II and was struck by an obvious incongruity - I know I know...

Anyway, Xenu's answer to overpopulation is to cull the excess population with H bombs.

But what kind of people would it be logical for Xenu to cull first? It must of course have been the malcontents and the troublemakers. Just look at all the problems these thetans supposedly cause today, running amok in their current BT forms.



Spreading confusion and enturbulation sounds awfully like BT behaviour - so one must inexorably conclude that the thetans that Xenu wiped out with his H bombs were actually SPs, which by Scientology logic would be the very people Xenu would want cleared out anyway. The resulting conclusion seems to me inescapable, Xenu's genocide was simply the first successful SP genocide. So it strikes me that Xenu's genocide, far from being a crime, was actually Scientology policy, and should be regarded as one of the most extremely upstat actions ever in the galaxy's short history.

This should have made Xenu Scientology's poster boy. The H bombs make Davey's efforts of 'shooting down SPs like ducks in a pond' appear childishly amateurish. When it comes to SP genocide, Xenu was the real deal. But instead of being feted as Scientology's greatest hero, his ass is shit canned to an electronic mountain prison for 75million years. For those who want to see the Xenu myth as some sort of moral allegory, then it can only be seen as an allegory for the workings of Scientology justice. Perhaps there is a actually a lesson to be learned here, Xenu's fate being oddly reminiscent of the way Rathbun and Mc Shane have been 'rewarded' for their efforts.

Xenu missed Ronny and Davey when he was zapping the troublemakers.

There are people who are like your shadow who you have a negative reaction to because they are different but they are actually cool, and then there are total dicks who will stomp on and ruin your life. Both are very hard to distinguish from 'supressive people', in my observations.

But by nuking the SPs and turning them into BTs who scattered and caused havoc, Xenu really did "goof the floof," as Hubtoad put it.

Maybe the Sorcerer's Apprentice scene from Fantasia is one of Xenu's implants from those forty days in the 3D cinemas.

As you'll recall, when the broom carried in too much water, causing a flood, Mickey chopped it in half with a hatchet -- which made two brooms, still carrying water... then he chopped those brooms in half....



Boy, look at Mickey's perfect TR-0, and his control over the MEST broom!

Mickey Mouse, son of Xenu!

I think Co$ goons may be test driving what they think is the only thing that gives them any chance of survival - the whole “Xenu is a metaphor� horseshit. Using OCMB to hone what they're going to say.

Good point, Tsar!

The Venezuelan dictator Gomez seems to have been one of Hubbard's sources of inspiration:


From: PAB 13

Actually, I think this is part of the dogma!! I wish I had the exact reference, but I seem to recall that this is part of the story, that we're the "Australia of the intergalactic confederation" or something.

[with apologies to Australia -- it's LRH's metaphor, not mine]

There is a reason the $CN history does not use that idea..... Hubbard was not a very good science fiction author!

TVH said:
[/quote]For those who want to see the Xenu myth as some sort of moral allegory, then it can only be seen as an allegory for the workings of Scientology justiceI think Co$ goons may be test driving what they think is the only thing that gives them any chance of survival - the whole “Xenu is a metaphor� horseshit. Using OCMB to hone what they're going to say.

Ah, shit. Sorry about screwing the quotes up in that post.

HS