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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:38 pm 
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I am a NASCAR fan, and go to races... there is no way that a personality test booth would go over well at any race. They aren't going to get a very good driver to start out with and since they don't reward down stats they won't make it. But if they do get a booth, I would trade in my driver's shirt I wear for a Xenu t-shirt for a race. Hey, I'm here to help clear the planet....... of scientologists!


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I wonder how the Scientologists would handle a hot woman sitting down for a stress test topless?

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I didn’t say it someone else did – but it was a great comment about how fitting it was for $cientology to sponsor something that goes around in circles!

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nascar/f ... 178667.php


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I wonder how the Scientologists would handle a hot woman sitting down for a stress test topless?


They'd be grabbin' HER cans!

:::holds for applause:::

:::cricket sound:::

Oh, go to hell!


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No that was amusing.

I tried to think of what would come after grabbing the cans, maybe their needles would start floating. (Hey, whatever floats your needle!)


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Scientology "Trash Culture Queen" Nancy Cartwright, voice of Bart Simpson, poses with the Scienoracers:

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Look at Nancy's black bra under her pink top; has this woman no taste? Who dresses her?


Nancy has gained weight. I remember thinking it was a shame that such a "cute as a button" gal was shilling for Scientology. This was back, perhaps, in the Simpsons 4th or 5th season, and she was much slimmer IIRC, especially in the face.

As for the mode of dress in the above picture, she is like one of those gals who is pushing her upper forties trying to look like she is in her early thirties... Someting we call "mutton dressed as lamb".

When my friend heard about the NASCAR Dianetics car, he voiced a hope that he would catch a glimpse of it while flipping channels, in the midst of a horrific end over end crash so he could catch it on the VCR, just so he could rewind it later, freeze frame it right in the middle of a flip and voice-over; "Now, about this time, the Duke Boys knew they were in trouble..."

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"Now, about this time, the Duke Boys knew they were in trouble..."

I think you're onto something .. this could make a great new show "The Dukes of Hubbard."


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J. Swift wrote:
This is funny on so many levels.

First, "Dianetics Racing" is a one car "racing team" that will compete in the Dodge Weekly Series at Irwindale Raceway in Calfornia. This is not a big racing team. It is one car at one raceway.


True enough.

It is also not the first time that this has been tried - infact DM seems to have a love affair with this form of PR. There was a Dianetics car in the INdy 500 back in the 80's - driven by, IIRC Roberto Guerro. Alas the car did not finish the race.

There was another brush with Nascar in the 90's.

There was also one in the Le Mans series (again, going from memory here) so this not the unusual thing it appears to be.


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Second, DM and Scientologists just don't get that Scientology's reputation is permanently shot to hell. Scientology has zero credibility except for that which it invents for itself in its own PR or creates by its continuous series of footbullets. A Dianetics NASCAR won't help at all, especially one with the Dianetics volcano on the hood. The car is guaranteed to be seen as a joke.


aint that the truth! While one is in the SO or in Scientology you buy in completely to the idea that really, no really, underneath it all, the public think "Ron" is just marvellous and that Scientology is a great religion. Sometimes you run into the odd nutter of course, the sort of person who tells you that it is a crock - but hey, they are just type 3 or suppressive. But I think every Scientoogist knows, deep back where they cannot say it, that Scientology is viewed as a complete and utter piece of dangerous dreck. Which is why most of them spend a lot of time lying about it.


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Kusinagi's Ghost wrote:
"Now, about this time, the Duke Boys knew they were in trouble..."

I think you're onto something .. this could make a great new show "The Dukes of Hubbard."


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Hahaha!! So, does Tommy Cruise play "Roscoe P. Coltraine"?

After all, that kooky "Kyuk-kyuk-kyuk" laugh would suit him to a "T"... Or is that "O""T"?

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Hahaha!! So, does Tommy Cruise play "Roscoe P. Coltraine"?


I'll see what I can do..........LOL

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Just good ol’ thetans .. never meaning no harm .. beats all you ever saw been in trouble with the Ethics since the day they was born ..


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Giggles wrote:
Morsicle wrote:
Kusinagi's Ghost wrote:
"Now, about this time, the Duke Boys knew they were in trouble..."

I think you're onto something .. this could make a great new show "The Dukes of Hubbard."


Elron as Boss Hog....
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........and the nitwits
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Hahhaaaa!
Giggles, this is GREAT! Boss Hog! I love it!

Here is a suggestion: How about Kirstie Alley as "Daisy Doofus"? In Daisy Doofus shorts? Can you fit all that on your monitor screen? LOL

I know I'm asking alot.

Anyway, that was really funny! :D


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Hahhaaaa!
Giggles, this is GREAT! Boss Hog! I love it!

Here is a suggestion: How about Kirstie Alley as "Daisy Doofus"? In Daisy Doofus shorts? Can you fit all that on your monitor screen? LOL

I know I'm asking alot.

Anyway, that was really funny! :D


You asked for it!!!
Don't blame me if you suddenly go blind :)

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