OMG!!! Kirstie Alley is carrying Xenu around on a gold chain -- and Xenu looks pissed!!

Her dress is too tight around the hips, and it looks like she is trying, unsuccessfully, to hide her hips with her fancy purse. No makeup, messy hair, no jewelry, sour expression, vulgar finger gesture - how does she expect to get endorsement jobs from anyone?

I thought she did well as Drew Barrymore's sister in Words and Music, but she needs to remember the paparazzi are always hoping for a unflattering photo, and especially a photo where she flips the bird.