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I had a bit of a snoop around there and found the guy who for YEARS was the ED of Melbourne Foundation Org.

He now lists his religion as "other".

Is he embarrassed to say he's a scieno?

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Good question itsaline. Or is he 'other' with the intention of recruiting raw meat mayhaps?

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Boy, that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. "I decided to cause a permanent relationship." This guy is even more hard-core than Tom Cruise -- no fields of wildflowers, planted by Sea Org slave labor for him! Nope, he just sent that intention beam straight into the center of her skull -- then it's f*** what his family thinks! After all, his late wife dropped her body, the selfish bitch, leaving him to realize he didn't like being without a wife.
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We were sittin' around 't Rusty's Saloon after readin' the above, just me and the other BotAs, sippin' our beers. One of our alter egos couldn't help hersef and did a decon of that freaky 2D story. I'm tellin' ya, it looked like what spacecootie said 't me, too. My feathers are ruffled and my moon cycles in full swing, so don't go slingin' arrows at ma insensitivities to this hogwash, ain't in the mood fer it, kay? Don't hit me, Tory.

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"AFFINITY EXCHANGE
SUCCESS STORY
MARY ANDREWS AND CARL WATTS

"...I had kind of lost hope on the 2D, but I have definitely met the man of my dreams."

From Mary: I was recently divorced and not really that excited about dating again. I was nervous, out of practice, and horny as hell! I thought, "Okay, I'm gettin' me some."

At first, I was skeptical about using an online dating service. I thought only a loser would use such a service, but several friends assured me Dave had changed the tech about all this second dynamc sex engram crap. I signed up for several quickies and checked them out with my C/S. I definitely liked many features of Affinity Exchange, determined it was okay with Davey, and used it regularly. Sure beats DIY. I especially appreciated Marcia's discount on repeats and that wrote up the exact tech on how to communicate and meet with someone for the first time, and how to take it from there so I didn't have to think for myself. Whew.

Somehow I kept hooking. Up with guys quite a distance away! I didn't have any money so I could not travel, so that didn't work out so well, and I tend to repeat myself. Marcia kept sending me emails and called me incessently telling me to try harder to meet local people so I could get off the streets and get my wee noodle floating. But I was at a point where I was ready to give up on dating. As I said, I compulsively repeat myself. I pretended I was really busy and doing well in life, so I decided to put the 2D on hold for a while. I told Marcia about my repetitive behaviors and she acknowledged me appropriately as Davey would want her to, and encouraged me to "go shopping" on the site from time to time--just for kicks. Well I completely disregarded her advice to just shop around occasionally and "went shopping" later that very night and saw a picture of a guy who looked like a nice person. I could tell just by looking at his picture. I quickly read the profile, realized I had a great opportunity to get my Bridge done, then printed it off to look it over further in the future, but golly gee, read on, I didn't wait long! This man looked very in affluence to me, and since I was pretending to be "just shopping" and not really looking, I decided to play hard to get.

Turns out he noticed that I had looked at his profile as I knew darn well he would do since I doctored my picture with photoshop and had my boobs go right, and sent me an email. Over the next three days we emailed back and forth several times and decided to meet for coffee. I am not a robot I am not a robot I am not a robot. It was the recommended "safe meeting" in a public place for a short period of time. I am not a robot because I put unnecessary clauses at the end of sentences. What the heck--at least it would get the flow going! Wink wink!

I met Carl at Starbucks on the way to work one day. He was a very nice guy and I really liked talking to him. I could by talking about Ron's tech that we had everything in common we needed. We decided to meet a couple of days later. We went to dinner and then none of your business for quite some time. I really liked him but I was going to be smart--I sure as heck wasn't going to jump into anything! I'm such a liar but you get my drift. But I really liked him....even though he was forty years older than me. During dinner he told me up front that he was doing lots of different people, and I told him I thought that was a really good idea. He was sick of DIY too. I told him he should do everyone he wanted to until he found just the right person for him. Which I knew would make him do exactly the opposite as men don't like to feel they're not 100% at cause over everything. I told him I thought it was really important to be with someone you really want to be with. I am a robot I am a robot I am not a robot I am not a robot. I am a robot . He agreed. When the evening ended, he kissed me good night and none of your business and told he'd like to get done again sometime soon and that he'd call me. Okay... I pretended that my needs didn't matter.

He called me the next day and told me he had cancelled a coffee date with one lady and a dinner date with another. He was such a stud I couldn't believe it! I thought, "Okay, here it comes--he's gonna tell me exactly what I want to hear. Then he told me he was cancelling these other dates because he had decided he wanted to bonk me exclusively. He had suspended his profiles on the dating sites he was using. He was servicing a lot of ladies, what a generous man! That was exciting, but I was gonna be the cool one. I am not a robot I am not a robot I am not a robot. I told him I was very flattened from our last bonk session, but I wasn't going to make any decisions quite so fast. He put no pressure on me at all and said he understood and could we go out again that night? I really like a man who can wait a whole 12 hours to see me. God he's amazing. To make a long story short, I do not lie I do not lie I do not lie we got it on all night every night that week, and we texted and called and emailed each other all day and night when we weren't together. We knew the tech. We knew we were doing wrong but we couldn't help ourselves. By the end of the week we decided to get married. (He says it was only three days.) He's so wonderful I don't care if he pressured me.

We got married on September 7th, and we are living happily ever after! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Our future is so bright and we are sooooo happy. Our dynamics are completely aligned and we have a great instant theta family. I had always wanted a big family but never had one of my own because I was so busy getting up the bridge I am not a robot. Carl has five children and and seven grandchildren, they all bonk like rabbits, and now we have added an eighth grandchild! WE? It is just awesome. I don't have to think even more now! I had kind of lost hope on the 2D, but I have definitely met the man of my dreams. It is exactly as I always thought it should be. Thank you Ron That you Ron Thank you Ron Thank you Marcia for helping me meet my lifelong thetamate Ronbot. We are both very happy! I love exclamation marks!

From Carl: After my wife passed away, I realized very quickly that I didn't like not having a wife, so since I always get what I want, I started to put out communication lines to anyone and everyone I knew that was single and horny. I went onto an on line dating service connected to my webmail service and very quickly located a lady I am not a robot who I none of your business a few times--but I knew she wasn't the correct person for me. She completely hated oral sex, so that was no good. One of my daughters asked me if I was looking in the right place to find the right woman for me and wasn't missing her mother at all. I realized I wasn't and immediately signed up for The Affinity Exchange. One of my virtues is patience.

I put out many communications, looked at, and emailed many ladies I was so desperate for none of your business. I estimate that I communicated to some extent with over one hundred ladies. I am a stud, did I already say that? It worked. My organ has total control over matter. Endless flow. I got return emails and started talking to several robots on the phone. Then I realized I needed to crystalize my thoughts whether I knew what that meant exactly or not on exactly what I was looking for in a woman--a woman I meant to be with me forever--so I wrote up a list of qualities and attributes. I forgot I had been married before because I new my wife had found another body so it didn't matter about that forever bit last time around.

One of the ladies I was talking to met me for coffee at a local coffee shop. It was very pleasant looking at her assets. She was very cheerful--smiled like Katie Holmes a lot and laughed easily because I am such a funny old fart. We decided to go to dinner a couple days later. Dinner was enjoyable, and afterwards I drove her to my home and introduced her to my family, some of whom she actually already knew from her work. We Ronbots don't get around outside our own circles. I repeat myself many times and am redundant very often.

She was perfect. 34EEE. I none of your business with her the next several nights at a friend's home where she was checking on and feeding a cat while they were out of town. We let our bodies do the talking and she did everything the way I liked it.

It's my view that a relationship is a caused situation, so I decided to cause a permanant relationship with Mary. I discussed this with her and handled her concerns. She laughed and she cried and then agreed to get married. The only question was when, as I wanted to allow my family time to get over their mom passing away and time to get used to a new woman in dad's life. But I moved her in immediately, as I wasn't that concerned with what my beautiful family thought.

Our relationship grew stronger and better the more we were together. When I let Mary go visit her family in Kentucky, I decided we should go together so she wouldn't blow and also visit my family in North Carolina. Well, her parents and my mom are both getting up in years and they are all fundamentalist Christians merchants of chaos. So to keep public relations in and ensure Mary did not become PTS to me, and not have to worry about creating any upsets, we decided to just get married. We didn't care about how my late wife's family felt at all. I am not a robot I am not a robot why do you keep saying that. I rarely use exclamation marks. I know how to summarize a long story very well and so does Mary.

We got the license, just like that and Mary didn't even have to go with me, and on Friday night after work, a VM of our corporation married us in another VMs backyard how romantic with another six or so friends in attendance. How romantic. Although the marriage was rushed due to our out ethics bonking, we have no regrets as we have been very happy with our decision and our relationship I am not a robot.

Seven months have now passed since I met Mary, and we have not had a single cross word or upset between us and this is completely unheard of in the Wog world. I know we are going to keep the love and warmth and hot sex we have very high because we both have agreed that's the way it will be it will it will it will just like Tom Cruise and Katebot did I say that no I didn't.

What the Affinity Exchange did for me was to provide rapid access to many beautiful beavers so that I was able to rapidly get into communication. Had I done it the old fashioned way, having been married for 32 years and with all my friends being married, it would have taken two months and I may never have met and married the perfect one, Mary.

My family is fine with the marriage. Life is grand. Mary Andrews is my wife, now, Mary Watts. I like that women have realized that keeping their own names is ridiculous and enturbulating to their men's reality.

We plan to redo the ceremony in the spring of 2008 so that friends and family can be part of the actual marriage ceremony. And we'll continue to live happily everafter!" There. I used an exclamation mark. Mary and I both teach creative writing at the University of Technical Perfection. Our noodles are floating now.

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I love it! Here are some of my favorite parts...


I thought only a loser would use such a service, but several friends assured me Dave had changed the tech about all this second dynamc sex engram crap.


I didn't have any money so I could not travel, so that didn't work out so well, and I tend to repeat myself.


I am not a robot I am not a robot I am not a robot. It was the recommended "safe meeting" in a public place for a short period of time. I am not a robot because I put unnecessary clauses at the end of sentences.


I am a robot I am a robot I am not a robot I am not a robot. I am a robot


We got married on September 7th, and we are living happily ever after! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


We are both very happy! I love exclamation marks!


My organ has total control over matter.


I forgot I had been married before because I new my wife had found another body so it didn't matter about that forever bit last time around.


I repeat myself many times and am redundant very often.


It's my view that a relationship is a caused situation, so I decided to cause a permanant relationship with Mary. I discussed this with her and handled her concerns.


I am not a robot I am not a robot why do you keep saying that. I rarely use exclamation marks. I know how to summarize a long story very well and so does Mary.


Our noodles are floating now.


And yes, I realize that one of those examples appears exactly as it did in the original. 8)


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My family is fine with the marriage. Life is grand. Mary Andrews is my wife, now, Mary Watts. I like that women have realized that keeping their own names is ridiculous and enturbulating to their men's reality.


LOLLERCAUST!

Well done! xD

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I couldn't help myself!

I joined up so I could snoop around a little more.

Today I got an email from Marcia Powell. Check this out....

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AFFINITY EXCHANGE CHECKLIST

Please read this, print it out, put it in your AE binder for reference, and
then DO it.

___ I have read the Booklet on the website and paid especial attention to
the "How to" part

___ I have familiarized myself with the FAQs in Help Section of
www.affinity-exchange.com

___ I have read and understood the FAQ entitled "What are the benefits of
Gold Membership?"

___ I understand that Gold membership renews automatically unless I cancel
it

___ I have read and understood the FAQ entitled:

"It says 'Join Free'; why is there a cost to upgrade to Gold membership?'"

___ I understand that per the Terms of Use Agreement, I am not allowed to
have on my profile:

my full name, email address, any websites, phones number(s), or other
contact method

___ I understand that Marcia wants every AE member to have a least one photo

___ I understand that, once a member, the best way to search is by using
Advanced Search

___ I understand that I can change the status of my profile from Active to
Suspend mode

___ I understand that to look someone up by Screen Name, I can use Keyword
Search and

enter the Screen Name in the field labeled "Search for a member by screen
name"

___ I understand that to do an International search, I go to the country
list and scroll up one from USA to where it says "Any country"

___ I understand that when I use "Contact Us", Marcia is the first line of
Customer Support

___ I agree not to write to Support until after I have checked the FAQs

___ I agree to avoid using church trademarked terms in my profile

___ I have noted that Marcia frowns upon incomplete cycles of communication

___ I understand that I should report ANY outnesses to Marcia

___ I understand that Affinity Exchange is "powered by DharmaMatch" but I

should tell people to go to www.affinity-exchange.com to sign up.

___ I understand that the main line of promotion of AE is by word of mouth

___ I understand that the membership grows because I tell my friends who
tell their friends

who tell their friends, and so it grows!

___ I have noted that Marcia thinks that ladies appreciate men who pay for
Gold membership

and can and do send text emails

___ I have noted that Marcia thinks that ladies should not hesitate to send
the initial smile

or email as a kind of "Hello, I'm here and I'm curious about you."

___ I understand that Marcia would like to be notified if I enter into a
relationship, and that, should I get married to an AE member, a Success
Story and wedding picture is in order.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me.

Love, Marcia Powell

Marciap@affinity-exchange.com

(818) 248-1766 (Los Angeles, CA)


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Shouldn't these lonely clams be spending their money on services or does the AE send money to the cult as well?


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Too funny, itsaline! Man, talk about a :bs: questionaire.

No, they don't have to send in money, unless they're using L. Ron Hubbard's money to MAKE Money. I don't think she is---but it is a fine line.

Maybe we should report her to W.I.S.E. ??? HAHAHAH! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Over to you, Itsaline. Now how do you get your cute emoticons over here?
I need to know :wink:

I'm hooked on um!

Tory/Magoo!~~


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Good grief. At least they don't have checklist items for "I have clay demoed all functions of the site" and "Every time I visit the site, the last page I view will be a picture of Marcia, which I will applaud while saying 'Hip, Hip, Hooray!' three times."

Or, as Jan Brady used to say:

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! It's always Marcia!"


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