Forgive me if this has been posted already...but I had to. Courtesy of Gawker.com, click to watch the madness! It's Tom's B-day but I have no idea when it's from.

http://gawker.com/5003867/the-scientolo ... tom-cruise

Fascinating.

Paging blownforgood...blownforgood, will you please pick up the Courtesy Anonymous phone...

Lord 'O Mercy! WHERE did Gawker get that video??

Oh my. Blownforgood makes very good on his promise.

Tommy has (to put it mildly) control issues about what images of his are released to the public.

Very especially right now.

And to think, here is video of Tom leaked to the world, from DM's secure inner sanctum, the Freewinds.

And to think a little further, tomorrow night Davy is giving his "State of the Clam Scam" address to all the shiny catterday-go-to-meetin' dressed up faithful, and expecting TomKat to be front row center applauding their little clam-flappers off for COB.

Aren't TomKat living at the Celebrity Center right now? Just a quick "dance" across the street for Tom to get in Davy's face about this flap.

We're really keeping them busy. Hop hop, COB...stat! stat!

Video to hit the wire services for the 6:00 news in 5...4...3...2....!

Nice timing. Very nice.

Very watchable video. It actually looks like a fun party.

BFG, you're incredible!! I can't believe there are people that far IN willing to let this stuff out. DM must be crapping his pants!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cruise looks MANIC (not to mention totally and completely UNCOOL). The man can't sing or dance to save his pathetic little life. He looks like one of those kids who take the short bus to school.

Can anyone identify any of the others on the ship? I see Cruise's older sister (the one he fired as his publicist) as well as DM, of course, but can anyone make out any of the others onboard? Also, does anyone know when this was filmed? It had to be pre-Holmes, but post-Cruz since he seemed to be without a "date".....unless of course, Davy was his date.

...but...

"Today's video ain't in Tommy's control,
We just gave him a new-fashioned SP RickRoll!"

(Video has hit Digg...comments are priceless:)
http://digg.com/celebrity/Tom_Cruise_s_ ... arty_Video

(Enturbulation.org is going with this headline:
Gawker: Tom Cruise Wankfest Aboard Freewinds)
http://forums.enturbulation.org/viewtop ... 4689d08c02

Okay, first of all:

1.) Thanks to BFG and the Leakers...hey, that sounds like a good band name!

2.) You are allowed to be a drunk, out-of-control asshole at your own birfday partay...take it from me.

3.) You are NOT allowed to be a sober, bad-dancing, off-key singing DOUCHEBAG at your ownest party. Nope. Sorry. Can't do it. Sorry. Really. Just. Sorry.

This is Scieno douchebaggery of epic asshat proportions. This is SOAKED, LAYERED, CAKED, MARINATED and AWASH in LOSER SAUCE.Now, some points of order:

-Who's the blonde with the long 70's hair sitting next to TommyGirl? Is that SHELLY MISCAVIGE???? or is it one of the spawns of Tom's Mom?

-WHO THE F@CK told Dave he looked good in white t-shirts? He looks like he fixes short-buses. Where're his overalls and his Underoos?

-The guitar player: I....I.....can't write about that now. I need to get my thesaurus to look up some more correlates to "DOUCHEBAGGY."

-The singer: THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO, $CIENTOLOGY? She SUCKED! I heard a drunk DEAF GUY...STONE DEAF.....sing better than that at a karaoke bar last weekend. I DID!

-The "dancing". Tom Cruise MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO DO THAT TO THE ART OF THE DANCE EVER, EVER AGAIN! MINE EYES! MINE EYES!

On a positive note, Tom was as articulate and well-spoken as ever. He's really just such a JOY to listen to. His comments...always so ILLUMINATING!

Ahhhhh....lettuce ride this delicious, nutritious wave of entheta straight through to Happy Hour tomorrow...the IDES of HUBBARD!

Suck it through a cracked straw, $cientology!

Hmmm, hasn't the church made paranoid anti-Anon videos and pointed the parishioners to the sea of entheta that is YouTube?

What would be the harm of them clicking on just oneee more link to see Savior Tom, eh?

YouTube parodies in 5...4...3...2...!

Everytime I see one these events with Tom, all I can think is the hell that the Sea Org members go through to get it all together.

DM what is with all the leaks? Flunk! If I were Tom, I would hold you personally responsible.

"Just get that Emeter off the shelf...Ill sit and audit thetans by myself...Dead space aliens infest my soul...I like that old time mind control..."

LMAO! Now you've done it. You just know somebody is going to steal your lyrics and post is on youtube.

Actually, it was hard not to go on and do the whole song. There's just too much good parody material in that song.

Did you notice that skin-tight t-shirt on David Miscavige? I've never seen Mr. Serious so casual. The only time I've seen him in a t-shirt was related to "workouts" (sweat and all) but NEVER as regular attire in public. Was he trying to impress someone? Mmm hmmmm? Mmm hmmmm?