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 Post subject: Melrose Mission goes out of business in Hollywood
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:57 am 
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HILARIOUS PROMO VIDEO FROM WEBSITE: http://youtu.be/qtxK1nhqcpQ

THEIR WEBSITE: http://www.scientologymelrose.com

12/06/2011 - Greetings Christmas readers I bring thee glad tidings of a Scientology sort. I am glad to report that the Scientology Melrose Mission at 6710 Melrose is no more. It was built a few years ago to replace the previous Melrose Mission across from Fairfax Senior High School. I enturbulated there sometimes even though I didn't make videos about it. But Kendrick Moxon noticed and brought this mission up in deposition.

Protester Happy Smurf surmised that this mission might have been paid for by a celebrity. If so they got snookered because I spend a lot of time in the area and rarely saw anybody in the front. I'm sure the person who took on this franchise was promised gobs of customers would come in. They didn't.

About a year ago they posted a permit saying they were installing a sauna. For the Purification Rundown no doubt. This added expense resulted in no extra income. But cult leader David Miscavige got his share of the licensing fees for sharing L. Ron Hubbard Tech with the mission. Even if this small churchlet had succeeded then all it's customers would get siphoned off to the much larger LA Ideal Org. Its pretty close, offers more advanced services than the Melrose Mission could ever hope to provide.

The whole idea was stupid to begin with. Why open a mission near the same neighborhood where Scientology's global organization is located? Who would ever go there even IF Scientology worked. And that's a big if. Fortunately their failure is not David Miscavige's.

That's the gimmick. This Mission was not owned by Scientology and so the mother church doesn't lose money when it bleeds red ink. Just like McDonald's doesn't go bankrupt when it's franchisees fail. In fact, Scientology gained money from licensing LRH tech to the mission. Just like it made money off the failed Santa Monica Mission which went belly up in 2010.

When I called the number on their website I got forwarded to 818-995-3460. That is a San Fernando Valley number, not Melrose. A woman answered and told me that everyone had moved to Sherman Oaks. The mission had closed because the "mission holder moved to Clearwater to open a mission in Florida."

That is another whole idea that is stupid to begin with. Why open a small mission in the same area that is considered Scientology's Mecca and offers every Scientoogy service imaginable under one roof? Let's hope somebody waste's a lot of money on that. For there is no better Christmas present than a failed Scientology mission. Praise Xenu.


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 Post subject: Re: Melrose Mission goes out of business in Hollywood
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:15 pm 
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Good that you mentioned here. but it actually closed-up shop in late September 2011.

This is the second Melrose Mission that I know of, the first being closer to Fairfax (7709 Melrose Ave and across the street from Fairfax High)
That one closed down just before Chanology protests...like around December 2007. It opened in August 30, 2003.
In their old building, Scientology was upstairs and Golden Apple Comics was downstairs.
That was a PRIME location. Lots of foot traffic, Golden Apple was popular, upscale trendy area, etc...
They closed down not too long after Golden Apple moved east down Melrose to a new location.
They finally took down their blogger account which had nice pics of the interior (very nice,dark wood, comfortable for hipsters and musicians), but here is part of it from the Way Back Machine:
http://web.archive.org/web/200709301959 ... gspot.com/
It was still up in 2010

Here is an old google maps picture of what it used to look like outside:

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Their more recent location on Melrose just west of Highland had far less foot traffic, and was near a christian church that is still going strong. I drove by it most every day and it never seemed busy. Definitely a step down from their earlier location.
And now they can't afford this space either.

I guess all the hipsters will have to make do with the Los Feliz Mission about 4 miles away.

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 Post subject: Re: Melrose Mission goes out of business in Hollywood
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:59 pm 
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IT sucks to be them doesnt it!


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 Post subject: Yes when the old one closed I thought it was gone for good
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:31 pm 
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Then it popped up at the second location. Nobody is going to the Los Feliz mission. They will just go to big blue. But NOBODY is going to big blue! Nobody wants that hubbard crap!


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 Post subject: Their websites
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:33 pm 
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It is amazing how long they keep the websites up for their faild missions/organizations. Probably makes people browsing the web think they are still around. I'm sure this org will remain on the chuch "org locator" for years to come!


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 Post subject: From their Website
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:48 pm 
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The video on their website is hilarious enough but check out the frequently asked questions:

http://www.scientologymelrose.com/melrose/FAQ.html


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Is Scientology like hypnotism, meditation, psychotherapy or other mental practices?
There is no resemblance. In fact, it was as a result of L. Ron Hubbard’s investigation of hypnotism and many other mental practices that he saw the need for practical answers to man’s problems. In his book, Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health, he wrote that he had found hypnotism and psychotherapy to be dangerous and impractical. Nearly all other methods of alleged mental science are based on principles that are quite opposite of those used in Scientology. They treat man as a “thing” to be conditioned, not as a spiritual being who can find answers to life’s problems and who can improve enormously.

Is Scientology A Cult?
No. It is a religion in the fullest sense of the word. “Cult” is usually meant in a disparaging sense to imply a secret or closed group with limited membership and mysterious beliefs. Religious scholars point out that the term has become almost meaningless, since its modern use reflects a growing prejudice against all religions.

Scientology is unique in that it does not require or tell anyone to “believe” anything. Rather, Scientology believes every individual should think for himself. In Scientology, what is true for the individual is only what he has observed personally and knows is true for him. Scientology is not authoritarian, but offers a technology one can use and then decide whether it works for him.

Was L. ron Hubbard a millionaire?
L. Ron Hubbard was one of those fortunate people who never made problems over money. He inherited some wealth at an early age, but in the early 1930s became one of the highest paid writers in America, long before Dianetics. He was a millionaire several times over from his book royalties. His public book sales continue to be astronomical.

Do Scientologists use medical doctors?
Yes. The Church of Scientology has always encouraged its staff and parishioners to see medical doctors to handle the physical aspect of any illness or injury.

Does Scientology engage in Brainwashing or mind control?
No. In fact, what we do is exactly the opposite. We free people and enable them to think for themselves.

Factually, Mr. Hubbard was one of the first to discover and expose actual mind control and brainwashing experimentation conducted by United States military and intelligence agencies during WWII. Not only did he uncover blatantly destructive experimentation, he also discovered that the technology he developed, Dianetics, could undo the effects of an insidious form of hypnotism called pain-drug-hypnosis and free a person from its grip.

Over the years, the Church of Scientology has exposed numerous instances of brainwashing or mind control practices, such as those involved in so-called “deprograming.” Such practices are diametrically opposed to the aims of Scientology, which are to free man and return to him his ability to control his own life.

Why do Scientologists sometimes seem so intent on what they are Doing?
If you had a chance to change yourself and civilization so greatly you would be interested as well.

How are churches of Scientology supported financially?
By their members, just like every other church.

Some churches have a system of tithes, others require their members to pay fro pew rentals, religious ceremonies and services. In the church of Scientology, parishioners make donations for auditing or training they wish to receive. These contributions by Scientologists are the primary source of financial support for the Church and fund all the religious and social betterment activities the Church engages in. Scientologists are not require to tithe or make other donations.

Is the church profit making?
No. Scientology churches are nonprofit organizations, and all donations they receive are used exclusively in their ministries.


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 Post subject: Re: Melrose Mission goes out of business in Hollywood
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:12 am 
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Is Scientology like hypnotism, meditation, psychotherapy or other mental practices?
It's 1000 times worser sweetheart.

Is Scientology A Cult?
No. Shut the fuck up. Do you want to see your children again? Only joking. Yeah, of course we're a cult. What did you think?

Was L. ron Hubbard a millionaire?
L. Ron Hubbard was one of those fortunate con merchants who never got caught. Loaded is an understatement. We could kill you now and buy the cops off just like that.

Do Scientologists use medical doctors?
Yes. We use everyone.

Does Scientology engage in Brainwashing or mind control?
Duh. What do you think?

Why do Scientologists sometimes seem so intent on what they are Doing?
If you were as headfucked as we are, you'd look pretty intense too.

How are churches of Scientology supported financially?
With your fucking money. Dumbass.

Is the church profit making?
For you, no. For me, no. For David Miscavige, hell yes.


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 Post subject: Re: Melrose Mission goes out of business in Hollywood
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Thought you might like this bringing over from the 2pm STATurday thread in Media Reports ( viewtopic.php?p=420583#p420583 ).....

From the Village Voice:
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninsca ... e_deni.php
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Each Thursday at 2 pm, Scientology staffers rush to turn in their weekly statistics. We like to do our part by rounding up the week's stories around the world and tallying up how the church fared.

This week, we have items from India to Australia, but first, friendly correspondent Angry Gay Pope sends us this priceless promotional video from what was Scientology's Melrose Mission in Los Angeles.

AGP has watched as Scientology opened the boutique org on one of LA's fanciest shopping arteries. He speculates that the micro-location (Scientology already has plenty of bigger facilities around the LA basin) was the result of a celebrity donation. Well, whatever prompted the new branch, it's now closed.

Its legacy: this video of sexy Scientology lady superheroes saving the planet. Hey, where do I sign up for a stress test?

[...more in article link...]

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 Post subject: Village Voice
PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:53 am 
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Oh it's good to see Tony Ortega at the VV throw me a bone. I sent him the link when I posted the video. I know how much he loves kitchy recordings.


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