LOL Never heard that one before.

Is this Buddhist monk the same one who refused novacaine at his root canal because he wanted to transcend dental medication?

A vulture who was boarding an airline was allowed to take just one dead rabbit with him. Why? They only allow one piece of carrion luggage.

Pete

Q: How many radical women's libbers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You can't tell a joke like that!!!! That's SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete

Q: Why are there no good Buddhist blues guitarists?

A: They have no soul.

These are hilarious. Keep 'em coming.

I wish I had written this one but I didn't.

I have CDO. You've probably heard of it as OCD but I put it in alphabetical order.

A local reporter was interviewing a 90 year old widow following her 4th marriage for a local interest story. Mrs. B had just married the local undertaker who himself was 92. Curious as to her past marriages, being this was the 4th time, the reporter asked her about her past husbands. "Well" ,she said, " my first husband Harry was a banker and I married him when I was 20 years old. Sadly he died of a heart attack. At 35 I married my second husband, John, a circus performer, but sadly he died in a tragic accident during the high wire act. At 60 I married a preacher, Robert, and we had a wonderful marriage that lasted 30 years until the good Lord called him to heaven. Then I met my George and we decided to tie the knot." The reporter was curious and asked Mrs. B why she married such different men. "Well", she said, " First I married one for the money and two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!"

Here's one for you New Year's revelers...

What's warm and soft, when you go to bed, and hard, and stiff in the morning?


Vomit

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

The youngest petty officer aboard came down to the Freewinds crew galley. He had been up very late the night before, stats were down, he had a headache and was feeling blue. So he said to the cook:
"Nellie, all I want for breakfast this morning is two soft-boiled eggs, a cup of coffee and a few kind words."
The cook returned with his order. He said, "Nellie, here are the eggs and the coffee, but where are the few kind words?"
"Don't eat them eggs," said Nellie.

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrea?

The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.

Pete

Salsa Dancing Dog (YouTube)

"I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than
waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their
name or how you met or why they're dead."
--Laura Knightlinger

"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them.
My mother cleans them."
--Rita Rudner

After 10 years, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said.....



"No hablo Ingles...."

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it!