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 Post subject: Lying Bitter Apostates
PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:33 am 
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More inspiration has struck. I will post a link to to the original tune here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo

And here are the parody lyrics:


Lying Bitter Apostates
(Tune of Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire)

The C of S, it is implodin’,
The stats are crashin’, attendance erodin’,
You’ve got nothing to show for all your devotin’,
And DM’s got a cough from all his chain smokin’,
And even the Freewinds has trouble floatin’,
But you tell me, over and over and over again my friend,
That you don’t believe those lying bitter apostates!

Don't you understand, what we’re trying to say?
Espees smell the fear that you’re feelin’ today!
You’ve been pushed and pushed, you should be running away,
When DM goes to Bulgravia, there’ll be no church to save-ia,
What goes on at int base boy, is bound to scare you, boy,
But you tell me, over and over and over again my friend,
That you don’t believe those lying bitter apostates!

You’re life’s so restricted, feels like strangulation,
Just admit that blowing is what you’re contemplatin’.
Your church is so twisted, it begs for regulation,
Senator Xenophon wants to pass legislation.
The whole clam scene is disintegratin’,
It’s too late to save it with more litigation,
And your rice and beans diet is just to constipatin’,
But you tell me, over and over and over again my friend,
That you don’t believe those lying bitter apostates!

Scientology … you think nothing’s fina,
The day is coming when they turn on you and slime ya.
With all that auditing, to fix your head space,
You made no progress, you’re in the same place.
All your time on staff, you ain’t made first base,
Inside you’re feeling that you’re one big ball of case.
You can’t avoid the truth, that you need to face,
That Scientology, lacks any saving grace,
But you tell me, over and over and over again my friend,
That you don’t believe those lying bitter apostates!
No, you don’t believe those lying bitter apostates!


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 Post subject: Re: Lying Bitter Apostates
PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:40 pm 
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“And DM’s got a cough from all his chain smokin’,”

When I was in Sea Org, I got the impression that majority of its members are chain smokers. I still do not know why.

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“This OT shit is driving me insane. On a positive side, I laugh a lot these days because I’m at a funny farm.”
L. Ron Hubbard

L. Ron Hubbard era un maestro de masturbacion fisica y mental.


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 Post subject: Re: Lying Bitter Apostates
PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:45 pm 
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Demented LRH wrote:
“And DM’s got a cough from all his chain smokin’,”

When I was in Sea Org, I got the impression that majority of its members are chain smokers. I still do not know why.


Probably because nicotine is the only drug they are allowed to consume. I'll admit it helped me get through my few months in the SO.
If I had stayed longer, I wound have needed some major narcodics to cope with that shit, or else just go batshit crazy.


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 Post subject: Re: Lying Bitter Apostates
PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:20 am 
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Oh man. I love this shit. Thank you for posting.

:D


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