More Xenu honorifics

Religious:
Goddess, Demigod of Xenu
Archangel of Xenu
Pope, Pontiff, Cardinal, Archibishop of Xenu
Bishop, Monsignor, Priest, Priestess of Xenu
Apostle, Disciple, Penitent of Xenu
Prophet, Seer, Seeress, Sibyl, Siren of Xenu
Revelator, Annointer, Footwasher of Xenu
Avatar, Shaman of Xenu
Father, Mother of Xenu

Virgin of Xenu (that I'd like to see!)
Lamb of Xenu

Lama, Rabbi, Mullah of Xenu.
Magus of Xenu, Soothsayer of Xenu
Shepherd of Xenu

Non-religious:
Philosopher, Doctor, Chiropractor of Xenu
Pundit, Sage, Scholar of Xenu.
Big Cheese of Xenu.
Minx, Hellcat, Siren of Xenu
Maestro, Maven of Xenu
Necromancer of Xenu
Shield, Quarterback of Xenu
Brother, Sister, Broderbund of Xenu
Auntie, Uncle, Grandma, Grandpa of Xenu?

Baron, Caesar, Caliph, Czar of Xenu
Emperor, Empress, Kaiser, Khan of Xenu
Magnate, Maharajah, Majesty, Mikado of Xenu
Mogul, Monarch, Overlord, Pasha of Xenu
Potentate, Prince, Rajah, Rex, Shah of Xenu
Sultan, Tycoon, Sachem of Xenu

Chancelor, Dignitary, Justice, Judge of Xenu
General, Admiral,Commandant, Commander of Xenu
Colonel, Captain, Pilot, Skipper of Xenu
Navigator, Helmsman, Hotshot of Xenu
Archer, Horseman, Lancer, Ranger of Xenu
Squire, Yeoman, Footsoldier of Xenu.
Liege of Xenu
Trailblazer, Peer of Xenu
Reeve of Xenu

Ace, Adventurer, Celebrity, Champion of Xenu
Combatant, Conqueror, Daredevil of Xenu
my main source:
http://thesaurus.reference.com

With thanks to the film Ghostbusters:
Gatekeeper of Xenu, Keymaster of Xenu.

Skeptic Xenuvians
Dissident of Xenu, Gadfly of Xenu
Provocateur, Rabble-rouser of Xenu
Rebel, Reformer, Revolutionary of Xenu
Nonconformist, Iconoclast, Agnostic of Xenu
Doubter, Heathen, Infidel, Paganist of Xenu
Skeptic, Unbeliever, Individualist, of Xenu
Heretic, Rationalist, Pesterer of Xenu
Blister on the Butt of Xenu

For the more modest devotees:
Novice, Neophyte, Newbie, Rube of Xenu
Mouse, Dingbat of Xenu
Dipstick, Dipwad, Flake, Fool of Xenu
Nerd, Geek, Deviant, Yahoo of Xenu.

So many choices.

from The Teegeack Times

Virus Alert! Scientists in a small corner of the galaxy have discovered what is believed to be the deadly Xenu virus. Strains of this virus are currently being investigated in laboratories across the planets (which will remain anonymous to avoid premature panic in the general public.) To be cont. Reporters from other outlets are encouraged to publish their findings here as this journalist is going on a long vacation...please feel free to alter the story in any way desired to increase its reach across the stars.

Sincerely,
Dipwad of Xenu

Any takers for this rank?
Virgin Emeritus of Xenu.

Definition of Emeritus: Honorably retired from assigned duties.

Wow! What an abundance of ideas for a feminine counterpart to the Knights of Xenu.

I, personally, will pass on Virgins of Xenu ~ whether Emeritus or otherwise.

My choice: Shield-Maidens of Xenu

I notice in that huge list, there was a couple that are absent... Consort of Xenu or even Mistress of Xenu

There's some that could be appied to either gender: Lapdog of Xenu, Toady of Xenu, Wardog of Xenu, Jester of Xenu... the first two could be applied to "lowered condition" adherents

Consort? Mistress? LAPDOG?!! I think not.
We are WARRIORS!!

~~~ Songbird
Shield-Maiden of Xenu

Lion of Xenu
Tiger, Panther, Jaguar, Lynx of Xenu
Bulldog, Border Collie, Mastiff of Xenu
Wolf, Wolverine of Xenu.

Let CoS be the ones who assign "lowered conditions" for their group. A dopey, or wrong, or mean, or kinda-pro-CoS critic has free speech and gets countered with logic and fact and persistence, not some assigned status. We're even less organized than the
ARSCC(wdne)
full name =
Alt.Religion.Scientology Central Committee (which does not exist),
Therefore, any critic gets to be whomever he wants to be.