"But they can and do go on endlessly, as their purpose compels them, in an effort to invalidate the identity of the person developing it."

- L. Ron Hubbard.

"Heah I'm is, de zomby woof!"

- Mouth Breathing Knuckle Dragger

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

W.C. Fields (1880-1946)

"When you know the technology of the mind, you know that it is a mistake to use "individual rights" and "freedom" as arguments to protect those who would only destroy."

L.Ron Hubbard
Intro to Scientology Ethics, p.40

"Sara, my sweetheart, is young, beautiful, desirable. We are very gay companions. I please her physically until she weeps about any separation. I want her always. But I am 13 years older than she. She is heavily sexed. My libido is so low I hardly admire her naked".

L. Ron Hubbard

Mouth Breather,

Here's my favorite:

"A science that depends on Authority alone is a breath in the wind of Truth and is therefore no science at all."

- L. Ron Hubbard from DMSMH

Now apply that to a Scientologist who wants to do further research into the subject of OT and runs into KSW.

Mike

"Uneasy lies the head that wears a guilty conscience."

L.Ron Hubbard
A New Slant On Life, p. 214

'I am here this evening because I know that the teaching principals and curriculum offered by the Hubbard College are training today's and tomorrow's leaders with an unprecedented record of success. I am profoundly moved by the works of L. Ron Hubbard and I am taking this knowledge back with me to the Senate to put it to work for California.'

Mr.Richard G. Polanco, Senate Majority Leader
of the California State Senate

ARS Week in Review
Operation Clambake
Volume 6, Issue 46, March 10, 2002

Mouth Breather >>Uneasy lies.....<<

Hubbard lifted this quote from Shakespeare. (No surprise there)
It should be:

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown of gilt.

Its a witty pun but no, Hubbard had to 'mend' something that wasn't broken. As usual.

I wonder if Mouth knows the difference between "gilt" and "guilt." Or gild and geld. Or gum and shoe. Or bait and switch. Or pinks and greys. Or roach clips and roach bites.

"...Xenu, who...was 200 feet tall and made out of lava and something that fizzes a lot and he has lasers for eyes and exhales pure poison gas and is so evil that if you were to even think about how evil he was, your brain would kill itself."

- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@ somethingawful.com)

Freeborn

Maybe it's that they can't tell between gilt and gold, and are a Slatkin investor who's gone right off the tracks..........

LotusFace

Well, may Xenu geld him.

"The science which feeds men is worth at least as much as the one which teaches how to kill them."

Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826)

'I am here this evening because I know that the teaching principals and curriculum offered by the Hubbard College are training today's and tomorrow's leaders with an unprecedented record of success. I am profoundly moved by the works of L. Ron Hubbard and I am taking this knowledge back with me to the Senate to put it to work for California.'

Mr. Richard G. Polanco
Senate Majority Leader
California State Senate