"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream". GW Bush.

Certainly not the most brilliant public orator, eh? On the other hand, I'd probably make worse gaffes than that if I were speaking live before the entire world...

Ten Tigers, you couldn't possibly make worse gaffes than your 43rd President.

Check out these dozens of Bushisms; absolutely f-in' hilarious.

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http://slate.msn.com/id/76886/

LOL... He still has my sympathy. I frequented a chat room, some years ago, and I was friends with a woman who had recently acquired a new beau. I meant to ask her how he was treating her, but instead, asked her how he was eating her. A room of twenty-five people went deadly silent. She replied, *ahem* Just fine on all fronts, dear. Thanks for your concern.

What's even more interesting though, is the way that the so much of the rest of the world keeps such close tabs on the leadership of the United States, with every glitch and slip-up broadcast all over the place. Here's one for you, though:

Bill Clinton was meeting with the Japanese Prime Minister at the time. (Who the hell knows who he was, since the Japanese go through Prime Ministers the way Imelda Marcos changes shoes!) Anyway, the PM was trying to ask, How are you? but instead, it came out, "Who are you?" Clinton replied, Ha ha... I'm Hillary's husband! Ha ha! To which the PM replied, "Me too." I can only imagine Clinton's thought at that moment: WTF??? ROFL

If the media kid is focusing on the dessert, no one will notice the meat and potatoes that MEAN something.

Kipper, hope you like this one: YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE A SCIENTOLOGIST WHEN YOU PISS ON THE SPEEDOMETER TO SEE IF THE NEEDLE IS FLOATING

T.T
Thank you for the explaining.I knew it was dirty, but at the same time funny, philosofical and true....

floating speedometer? LOL!

Well, it would be floating if you'd had an awful lot to drink before you whizzed.

Coffee: I'm a two-gallon/day man.

Dunno 'bout those but thought of REALLY GOOD vanity plate for car.

If it's not too many letters...

IMXCOS

or

IMXCO$

If enough room, I'd put IMXCOFS or IMXCOF$ ...

I bet nobody has one like that.

A friend of mine had a vanity plate made for the front of his car: STFU Amazing how few people ever understand what it stands for! LOL

Whenever you're called on to make up your mind,
    and you're hampered by not having any,
the best way to solve the dilemma, you'll find,
    is simply by spinning a penny.

No - not so that chance shall decide the affair
    while you're passively standing there moping;
but the moment the penny is up in the air,
    you suddenly know what you're hoping.

-Piet Hein

Good one, Andreas!