You should know what you mean"said the March Hare.
"I do," Alice hastily replied; at least--I mean what I say--thats the same thing you know."
"Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter, "Why you might as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same as I eat what I see!"...

-Alice in Wonderland

"When the going gets tough, pit bulls bring in Scientologists"

~ Daivid Miscavage, Oct. 1993, at a L.A. celebration briefing upon the IRS's granting the cult a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt status.

"Cats know how you feel,they don't give a damn,but they know."

"Katz know how you feel, they don't give a damn, but they know."

Of course, I'm referring to the law firm of Katz, Abelson, Moxon, & Kobrin !

"No matter what you become,some will long for what you once were."

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."-Buckaroo Banzai

If you always do what you have always done, You
will always get what you have always gotten.

PROBLEMS

Problems worthy
  of attack
prove their worth
  by hitting back.

-Piet Hein

DANG! That's so appropriate Andreas! And might I add to Piet Hein's infinite wisdom....

"Hit back with items that address the issues at hand, rather than deflect, distort, and dilute the very core of the of the problems!" Let's call that the 3 D's just for fun!

Best,

tp

"I voted Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."
-- Monica Lewinsky

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf"
George Orwell

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road??

A:

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed access to the other side of the road.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraqi ambassador to the UN)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We
don't even have a chicken.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

OSAMA BIN LADEN
If the chicken crossed the road, it is the will of Allah. We will bomb
anyone who tries to prevent it crossing the road.

MAHATHIR MOHAMAD
What was wrong in the chicken crossing the road? The West think they can
decide the way the chicken should cross. Well, this means I can't retire
yet.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the
death its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?

BILL GATES
I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS eChicken
2003.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

ANDREAS HELDAL-LUND
It was too far to walk around.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE:

TO BE.....OR NOT TO BE....(a chicken).... THAT IS THE QUESTION!!!


(sound of large trucks wizzzing by on the road in the background)

The chicken crossed the road to show the possum how it's done.