Oh yeah, Freedom, I hear ya. They are quite the acrobats when they are young. The first few years of Fritz's life, he would jump on top of the refridgerator, which was about 6'8" high! That's quite a serious high jump!
Now that he's 10 years old, he can only jump up to the ironing board, one of his resting spots. I've had many different cats growing up, but for sure, Maine Coons are the coolest!
All the meows, all the poses, all the love....for the last 5 years, I've been so "in love" with my cat, that I've been considering taxiderming him when he croaks.
Since being single, I've considered him to be my best friend, as many would consider their dog to be. I've had 2 collies growing up, one sable like Lassie, and one black, both around the same level of charisma, but less than Fritz. (of course they did way more tricks_)....but it's really weird....
My cat is so friendly and so lovable...I feel like one of those evil dudes from a James Bond movie or Inspector Gadget cartoon, whose face is not shown, only his hand petting his cat is shown. Fritz sits in my lap for a neck scratch at least 3 times a day.
Anyway, in my experience of having cats over the years, Maine Coons are the best. Hands down...also kinda cool, Fritz only likes being touched by me.....blah blah blah, enough with the catty blog, I'm drunk.
(Incidentally, my first cat, I named "Roastbeef" at the age of 3, and her nickname was "Muppet." Somehow, she ended up getting gangrene on her rear leg and the vet amputated it, so I had a 3-legged cat running around my house growing up. Miscavidge would be proud. That's the thing about guys who are under 5'4", they are usually considered "three-legged." In other words, they seem to be big-dicked, but mainly relative to their feminine physique. I am proud, however, to be be a 6 foot, 6 incher. I've never had a chick not moan. Oh man, I'm being a dumbass, so what, I'm having fun typing while drunk. Very strange, no bodily or mental pains.
I'm gonna be a BT for Halloween, thus being an asshole to others who ask, as they'll have an MU, then commit an overt and blow, according to LRH tech. ....Then, I'll have more booze for myself....I'll wait for January to go to AA
Too numb for now. Too happy to abstain. No hangovers, I dirnk too much water before I go to bet.....blog no more...blech....end quote. ?