PROUD TO BE A WOG.
This was originally posted by Fredric Rice on a.r.s. as "Proud to Be a Democrat"....
I have taken poetic license to make it more on topic and acceptable to several OCMBposters ....knowing how rightwing some of you are.
Proud to be a Wog
A first grade teacher in Clearwater, Florida is explaining to her class that she is a Scientologist and how wonderful it is that L. Ron Hubbard, the great scientist, war hero, best-selling author, famous explorer, creator of the "church" of Scientology and unselfish humanitarian loves us so much, dear L. Ron has left his body and is traveling among the stars on a space ship working to save the Planet.
She asks her students to raise their hands and shout "Hip, Hip Hooray" three times to a large portrait of L. Ron Hubbard if they, too, are Scientologists and love L. Ron Hubbard. Everyone in class raises their hands and shouts "Hip, Hip Hooray" three times except one little girl.
"Mary," says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your hand and cheer for L. Ron?"
"Because I'm not a Scientologist," says Mary.
"Well, what are you?" asks the teacher.
"I'm a WOG and proud of it," replies the little girl.
The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Mary, why are you a WOG?" she asks.
"Well, my momma and papa are WOGS, so I'm a WOG, too."
"Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a WOG. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, what would you be then?"
Mary smiled. "Then we'd be Scientologists."