Went to the local flea market today.
As I was leaving I noticed the FREE STRESS TEST table.
What to do? What to do?
Should I confront these two women? NO
I go home and print out 50 of the SCIENTOLOGY IS A FRAUD fliers.
I drove back to the flea and handed out the fliers to each and every vendor I saw.
As I was finishing the last aisle, an older man bumps into me and grabs all of the fliers out of my hand.
I recognize him as one of the vendors from the first aisle.
After a brief tussle, the fliers fell to the floor and I retrieved them.
Another vendor who witnessed this and asked me, What is his problem?
I told him that he is a Scientologist and has something to hide and I handed him a flier.
Another vendor , a woman, said what is this s**t ? and called me a SOB.
I didn't get out of there a minute too soon, as the security guard had been called and was being filled in as I exited.
I was alone so I made it a quick hit & run.
The city owns this space so there will be a letter to follow.
Just getting the word out.

Way to go, PTS!!

Excellent educational activism, and thanks for the report, too.

Isn't it just amazing how quickly they're onto "Security"?

One of my dear friends and I stopped by to see and old
friend of mine. She wouldn't open her door (and she used to
be one of my very best friends--and she's an OT 8, Class 8--
So much for "Confront and OT").

We left, walked down the stairs, and as we were walking out,
the security was saying, "Yes, they're just leaving now".
We were the only people in the building, so we knew it was her.

How utterly pathetic, and SO not "OT"!

If that's "OT"..............you can have it. I guess I said that
about 6 years ago, eh? Still feel the same, even more so, actually!

Well done!

Tory/Magoo~~

Good show, PTS

Great Job PTS!

I guess OT could stand for:

Overly Touchy

Overtly Testy

Over Tired

Obliquely Trembling

I can't believe someone who is cause over mest is so fragile. Doesn't say much for OT!

Maybe SP really means UT for Ultimate Thetan and that is why they are so scared of you magoo!

Oh, freakin' sweet! I've had a Scieno try to forcibly take my sign and fliers. She ended up getting into trouble for it-according to the someone in the org; she was told that was a big no-no. Maybe she got sent to ethics.

Yeah PTS!

Very cool "handling" PTS.

Very well done.

City property so it is legal to record what is going on. You need someone near you with a video camera, watching you. What that cultist did was assault you, if he grabbed your flyers, your hand arms or anything.

Sounds like some cult members are getting desperate and are resorting to violence. I hope that is not a trend.. the violence part I mean.

Spam from the cynical part of my mind:
New directive from Flag -- any member who performs process R245 on a Supressive Person or persons, and exteriorises while doing so shall be immediately priviledged to study with the Source himself, and assigned 72 thetans to perform touch assists as needed.

I find it hysterical that goofing on scientology is now a status symbol of sorts. I just went to look at what new pics have been uploaded at flickr.

A group of them went to the card tables......
This is funny stuff!!!

Zombies + Scientology

I'm just waiting for them to set up a stress test booth somewhere in town, but that will never happen here. This town don't like lightly to any non christian religions or "religions"

Then they had the big RiverFest they were nowhere to bee seen. I had just recived my Xenu is my Homeboy shirt and I came all the way from the other side of town to share it with them and they didn't show.

Holy crap! What do you get when you strap a zombie to the cans? That's like asking what color a Smurf turns when you strangle it!

I had to hunt down the original pic -- that's classic!

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id ... 730&size=o

If you REALLY want to have fun with the clams at their "free test stress" booths ???

You need the following props:

(1) some skin colored cotton sewing thread (abot 2 yards/meters)

(2) salt (1 teaspoon)

(3) powdered gelatine (about 1 table spoon)

(4) some "medical" tape (or scotch tape)


Ready?

i) Make a solution of salt water and a some gelatine. Soak the thread in the liquid and hang up to dry.

ii) When you are ready to confuse some clams, tape the ends of the threads to your wrist and/or make a thick honey-like syrup of gelatine and salt water and use this to "glue" the thread to your skin. Using the gelatine / salt honey, "Paint" a line from the end to the palm our your hands. Gentry blow dry.

Wear a long sleeve shirt. The thread goes around your body inside your shirt.

Get the picture? Your two hands have a salty thread thread connecting them ... connecting them electrically!

(iii) When you hold the cans of clams .... the needle will be absolutely rock steady dead. Nothing they do will be able to move it! They will get frantic. You could have a confederate standing by who tries to be helpful by yelling and clapping and generally creating a ruckus trying to "scare" you into making the needle move.

Warning ... thay might make you the new messiah on the spot!

(iv) If you are technically inclined, you will want to add an electrical resistor in the "circuit" to make your body resistance look a little more credible (than 0) ~ 100 K ohms should trick the doo. In a pinch, use a pencil lead.

Have fun!


*** P.S. This isn't a very nice thing to do - but it is hard to resist taking glee in teasing people who take themselves OH SO SERIOUSLY - n'est-ce pas?

Heheh.. elaborating on Pipis idea: Make that with a toe operated cirquit breaker. Then stare really evilly at the 'auditor' and wiggle toe. RS on demand!!

Brilliant SchwimmelPuckel !!! Or as you Danishes say: "Bra! Double-D cup bra!"


Is this circuit diagram clear? You make a little electrical switch by pressing 2 pieces of tinfoil together with your toe (cut a small hole in an old sock) for the tinfoil to "show through"


Hand ---------- (wire) -----------[tin foil wrapped around toe]

* press toe down to enturbulate! *

Other hand --------(wire) ---------[tin foil pad under toe]


The wires could be taped to the wrists out of sight. Use insulated wire When the circuit is "closed", the wires make a much lower path of resistance between the clam cans and voilla! You can rock slam the meter to your heart's content!

Brilliant SchwimmelPuckel! Just brilliant!