$cn is just the sack of sh*t that wants to take all your money and your wins. Your wins are YOUR wins.
Excellent point! Every single person who stands up and gives a win robotically ends it off with a hand to LRH.
Just once I'd like to see one of them go, "Yes, my life is going much better, and it's all thanks to me and my hard work and perserverance. So, how about giving me a round of applause. 3 cheers for me."
Here's the subtext of your typical BASICS win:
My sessions are going much better. My cognitions are deeper, fuller, longer and harder, sometimes requiring a cigarette afterwards. Of course, I can't tell you what I'm doing with my cans and my standard lotion because as you know it's confidential, and if I exercise my right as an American citizen to speak freely, Scientology would declare me despite having given them over $500,000 of my hard earned money, but I will say that after I read the new basics after already having purchased and read these books previously and repaying for them again, I finally figured out what L. Ron was saying. I'm so glad I didn't use that $3 grand to take me and my significant other on that golfing trip to Ireland. What a waste of money that would have been, and I would have had nothing to show for it except a bunch of worthless photograghs and lifelong memories. And of course, as usual, I'd like to be the 7th person in this "wins ceromony" to originate a standing ovation, and thank the greatest friend mankind or any other lifeform has ever had, L. Ron Hubbard."