I suppose this isn't any worse than what they usually send but for some reason this one had me thinking, "Gnaff off!" very loudly.

I just wrote them back:

Dear Scientologist,

Per our record, we do not have confirmation that you own Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography by Andrew Morton. We would like to know from you what you do have and thus what you still need.

Please answer the following question:

1. Do you own Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography by Andrew Morton?

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. Are you still dumping your waste on Bonaire?

1. Do you own a full set of Basics books and lectures?
When you're a scientologist it's not like anyone else. When go go by the scientology book store you know you have to stop and buy a book because you know if you don't you won't be getting out of the damn org.

2. Do you also own the 3 additional lectures, Milestone One, Route to Infinity and Command of Theta?
I have like canceled that in my area.

3. Do you have your full set of Congress lectures?
Pfft! Phoo!

4. Do you run into particular barriers to obtain the above?
Not to my face.

5. Do you want to order a full set(s) or remaining lectures?
I'd like to take a vacation and to romp.

6. Do you have questions as to the prices?
You better know it, okay, you better know it. Period.

7. Is there anything you like to know from the Freewinds?
Have you ever like, met an SP, bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . phooo!
By the way, when are the Mark VIIIs that are in storage going to be available?

Since it seems appropriate, I would like to share my all-time favorite Clamtology email, which I received and sent to many agencies around the world back in 9/11. Not to mention that it found its way to ARS, etc. It clearly shows the TRUE intentions and actual inner reasoning and motives of the Church of Clamtology, the actual put-down superior mindset over ALL other religions, the complete state of brainwashed robotism -- I only wish reporters would see it over and over and would that it could be permanantly posted at Xenu.net ..... The intention of Controling the Planet is never made more clear than this email...

This message was sent from the CO Scientology Minister in Canada, on Sept 14, 2001, regarding Scientology's "Cleanup" work at the Twin Towers, including sabotoging work done by other religions and by pychologists/psychiatrists. This message was spammed to a list of high-level scientologists, of which I used to be, by one of its top executive promoters, in request for donations. They didnt know I was "OUT" for a few years already.

~The Cherub~
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Subject : READ THIS - Sea Org & Volunteer Ministers in NY
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Pls dissem widely to Scientologists.

To: Scientologists <--
From: CO I HELP Canada

Dear All,

For the last two days I have been in New York Org running, with several
other Sea Org members, the deployment of Volunteer Ministers into the
disaster zone.

We have experienced considerable success making ourselves stable terminals
in the disaster zone giving assists and supplying food to the police and
fire fighters. We are "the guys in the yellow shirts" and that alone now
gets us past the road blocks into southern Manhattan. The Dianetics 1-800
number was placed on the TV as a number to call if you wanted to help. With
our higher confront and work ethic we have established ourselves to such a
degree that we now have the Red Cross referring social workers and
psychologists to us at the org for training transport into the disaster
zone. We hat them on assists put a shirt on them and send them in. Our
people have been in the area since Tuesday afternoon.

With Scientologists and non-Scientologists combined we have sent out close
to 150 Volunteer Ministers so far. At the highest peak so far we have had
close to 40 people working the zone at one time.

Tonight, just a short time ago, I took a tour of the disaster zone. I had up
to this point not personally gone in.

I'm going to attempt to convey in a few short sentences using our terms what
the scene is:
It is highly unlikely you have ever scene anything to compare to the sheer
MEST damage here. Unless you have been in a bombed out city before. Nothing
you have ever seen in any movie comes close to this, nothing. For miles the
streets are gray ash and paper mush and the trees are hung with rags of
paper from the Trade Towers. Everything as far as you can see is covered
with white dust. The number of crushed ambulances and foreignness piled on
top each other or lying torn apart in the streets from the second blast and
collapse is undesirable I have seen the mountains of bent steel and cement
rubble which is all that is left of these buildings. Text cannot convey this
reality to you. If you watch the TV footage of ground zero, this is what it
looks like.

And there are thousands and thousands of people down there working. Police
and fire and national guard and other workers. The sheer magnitude of the
operation is difficult to grasp.

You will see the chaos merchants on television gleefully embellishing the
misemotion. The truth is the people are working and working and working
until they have to rest. They are not misemotional for the most part. They
are fittingly sad and angry and tired and stunned but they are carrying on.

What we are aiming to handle is provide adequate support for these people. You will hear the media running a line that "We don't need any more volunteers." What they are neglecting is the old datum that behind any army are 5 people to every soldier acting as support staff to keep him fed and supplied and in shape. This is where we come in and I can tell you now: this area could absorb the efforts of a thousand Scientologists for weeks right now.

Additionally we are trying to move in and knock the psychs out of
counseling to the grieving families and that could take another 100 plus
people right now. Due to some brilliant maneuvering by some simply genius
Sea Org Members we tied up the majority of the psychs who were attempting to
get to families yesterday in Q&A, bullbait and wrangling. They have a hard
time completing cycles of action and are pretty easy to disperse. But today
they are out in full force and circling like vultures over these people and
all of our resources are tied up in the support efforts in the disaster zone
at present.

There is nowhere on Earth right now that hurts like this place. These are
brave people and they are the able and they don't know it but they need the
Scientologists with LRH's tech to be here right now. The fire-fighter
company down the street from the org lost 14 members on Tuesday. No one can
do anything for them or the rest but Scientologists. The other religions
here with their ministers have shown their true colors and are working hand
in hand with the psychs to give these people as much false data and
restimulation as they can. They HAVE NO TECH and they're not even trying to
hide it anymore. They've crossed over and abandoned anything spiritual and
to hell with them.

The Red Cross has told us when we went to help at their
shelters and found no one there, "the people say they are doing fine so we
send them back out". Thats because the Red Cross' confront is sooo low they
can't even see when people are suffering right in front of them. They are
blind. I have stood in Times Square at 7:00pm with people all around and I
swear I could have communicated in whispers and been heard at 20 feet, such
a hush lies over this place. It hurts. Big time. Nobody is in PT. They are
stuck in the incident.

So I'm sending this out to you. It is a direct request for your presence
here now. We are uptone. We are making it go right. We need help now. And
what this place needs now more than anything else in the whole wide world is
more Scientologists here right now.

Thank you.

Lt. Simon Hare CO I HELP Canada (in NY)

Here's your document with html tags added. Now it's easy to web. Note: I replaced the arrow brackets "<>" with round brackets "()" to avoid any html confusion.

"onboard entertainment"

Oh, joy, endless reruns of "Dharma and Greg?"

im sure im being quite dumb, but that looks like an advertisement to me.
wherever it comes from, its in the public domain; its an advertisement.
but isn't this boat riddled with blue asbestos?
surely it cant be legal to advertise, let alone sell, a product without clearly stating any possible health risk?
or have i been misled?

You /also/ amuse me too much.

On the subject of everything else in this thread, it just seems to get more and more disturbing.

What A Scientologist Says:

A special Training Seminar created by Bridge Publications for Staff to teach them to sell properly just as LRH intended, is now being made available to FSMs.

Topics fully covered and drilled to certainty include:

· How to find someone’s ruin

· How to impinge in a way that gets the person to act

· How to get a person to willingly tell you what you want to know

· How to create and maintain a fully open comm cycle with anyone.

What A Wog Hears:

Dating tips for 2008: How to bag a husband in four easy steps.

What A Scientologist Says:

“I went off by myself into southern Africa to see whether or not an OT would make good – singly and all alone, without any assistance – against the environment around him. And I found out that he would not do too much good. That a group of OTs would be entirely irresistible; and are necessary to carry off this type of operation.”

What A Wog Hears:

When traveling through areas infested with lions, crocodiles, anacondas, scorpions, hyenas, charging elephants, rhinos, and hippopotami, there is safety in numbers.

Excuse my ignorance, but I'm floored that the IRS allows this stuff!

I used to write sell copy like this for a national trade conference (a lot of the nouns were different). It was a reputable business conference, 'but it weren't no church.' At varioius times, I believe the IRS tried to tax training conferences as 'imputed income' to the antendees. I'm not an accountant but I think there are deductibility limits on some items, such as lodging, food, entertainment.

How many attendee do they get at a conference like this?

I'm sorry, but this in unbelievable!

fisherman

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I am sure the government of Panama could use some critic info... They can help with the future extraditions?

I thought I actually posted this email in this thread. But after going back and looking at all the emails, I had actually done a seperate thread with the email.

Since this thread is getting many views again, I post an email that will maybe freak out some newcomers .

Dec 28 2007

MOTHER F****RS! That needs to be sent to reps, senators et al in the letters and meetings campaign!