A paraphrase of the new fundraising letter to be sent out by David
the leader of the amazing shrinking scam of scientology
Because the word $cientologist has fallen into such disrepute,
and in an effort to try telling the absolute truth for a change, I
will from here on refer to $cientologists as 'rubes'.. okay?
Attention all rubes, because this scam is only about getting
your money and retaining as much of your money as possible, and yes it
is very expensive to pay lawyers to lie on our behalf to silence those
who do not believe Hubbard's lies, and yes we were too cheap to
procure a proper vessel for perpetrating the fraud of scientology upon
your enfeebled minds, and yes we got a good a deal on this rustbucket
because the previous owners knew it woldbe impossible to reomve the
asbestos, and YES we knew that the only good scientologist in
scientology is a dead scientologist, because dead people can not sue
us for fraud.
So we purchased an old ship filled with deadly blue asbestos...
and like all bad news that might affect the health of a scientologist
we covered it up, because L Ron Hubbard said "If it is true for you it
is true for you". So simple, if you do not know about this toxic dust
that slowly kills you it will not be true for you, geddit? This is how
we keep scientology working. Any questions?
" Yes, I have a question "
MAA, declare that person an SP and throw them over the side.
Anyone else have a question?
So after hiding this toxic poison for decades, we now must
induce every scientologist who has ever been on the Freewinds..to do
the Purification rundown at their own expense, and yes, you see we
have no liability because we did not force you to take your next
breath, you literally, "pulled it in" - all those billions of
microscopic razors to destroy the cell walls in your lungs, and yes,
ironic isn't it, that in your old age as you wheeze and gasp for
breath after the asbestos has destroyed your lungs, you will laugh
along with me about the name.. ha ha, they even had the nerve to call
it the "Free Winds"... while you beg for your next breath....
Oh and rubes, we need you to donate more money so we can buy
another ship to take you beyond the 10 mile limit where we can really
practice scientology without interference of the psychiatric
controlled governments of the world.
Send your check, money order, or credit cards TODAY to
I am a rube
666 Demonic Blvd
Tilden, Nebraska http://www.lermanet.com/exit/freewinds.htm