Does the CHUG computer ever say, "What are you doing, Dave?"
No, it probably said: "What is Dave doing, Jason?"
Ha ha ha ha. No wonder Dave pulls you in all direction at once. If we had completed Chug, I imagine this is what would happen:
It would note the falling income and membership numbers, then look closer and see the incredible rise in activism and negative press. Approximately 2ms later it would be drawing up execution orders for Dave.
Here is a link to some famous quotes from HAL in 2001 A Space Odessy:
I have recast the Police Computer as HAL.
Dave puts orders into Chug to have OSA handle me.
CHUG: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
Dave explains that I am an SP, a danger to the mission and must be stopped!
CHUG: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave waves his tiny fists of fury, demanding Chug handle it:
CHUG: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Eventually the toll of contradictory policy, bat shit insane orders and false data has its effect on Chug.
[sings while slowing down]
CHUG: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.