What Would It Take for You to Become a Scientologist?

[pharbizorg]

I would take the pain of a painful jaw. You would find the tooth that is aching and remove it. I would never sell my soul to the devil or who I am to a greedy evil cult. No money, no nothing could ever convince me.
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[Dorothy]

What Would It Take for You to Become a Scientologist?

If thousands of space planes that looked exactly like DC 3's landed on earth and Marcabian Invader Forces spilled out of them and started rounding up earthlings and putting them into huge ice-cube machines, I might consider it. But it would be too late then, I guess. I could jump in my car and head for Trementia, thinking maybe LRon left plans for Davey to build a huge Ray Gun (and that's the real reason why so much money was needed!) that could stop the Invader forces. I could show up with my Lifetime IAS Membership card and maybe they would let me into the underground base so I could at least get away from the Invader Force Implanters.
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-Dorothy Gale

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