I haven't heard from Happy Fun Cult in decades. If I ever do pick up the phone and find they've tracked me down, I hope I have the presence of mind to play dumb and disavow any previous association.
"What? No, I've never been involved with the Church of Scientology, but it sounds pretty weird from the stuff I've seen on TV, so I'm not interested. You must have the wrong Marinus van der Lubbe. Happens all the time, though, with such a common name."
I hope you're not burning down any more buildings, Marinus.