Federal documents were filed with the state...Jonathan Jolie was at the Church of Scientology in Clearwater, Florida on 6/1/12 and was physically assaulted by Brad Pitt & John Travolta…

Jolie says, "I live in the Vatican City and was sent directly from Pope Benedict to spy and stop Brad Pitt from joining the Scientologists in Clearwater headed by John Travolta, and I take it personal because if Brad Pitt becomes a Scientologist, he will brainwash his Scientology beliefs on my cousin Angelina Jolie which means the Jolie seeds will be infected and our bloodline ruined as I am also albino by birth and marksman at night and Pope Benedict called me into his secret chamber and told me Brad Pitt must be stopped immediately.”

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2012/b ... olie-0622/

http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.ac ... 4981426999

LOL. The judge dismissed it on the same day it was filed.

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaro ... -Order.pdf

The TRO doc is actually a pretty good read and I'd love to see a screenplay adaption then a film.

Wow ... if you're going to file a fake lawsuit against someone you might as well do some basic research. "Jolie" is not a family name. Angelina's mother Marcheline gave her children middle names that could be used as last names if they wanted to go into show business without using their father's last name. If Angelina does have any cousins, their last name isn't Jolie.

Sources on Twitter is claiming "Jonathan Jolie" is this turd. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jon ... ree-578912