'Acceptable Truth' comes to mind, and if THAT is true why the hell did Katie run from LA mothership to NY and rejoin the Catholic Church? Oh. wait facts aren't relevant here, are they?
just like the cult to toss the relevant facts into the trash heap
and toss the baby out with bathwater
some other relevant facts the cult has trouble with
the reports that Katie fired Bella..from her fashion line...
the fact that Katie ditched and dumped everyone of Tom's Paid snitches and Body Guards
The Cruse Household was clueless to Katie's divorcing Tom....with Katie slipping out of town, under the cover of darkness....and under the radar...right under their OT noses...
and taking Her daughter away from the most ethical peoplez on da planet!...the audacity!
Moving into a Apartment of her own...that wasn't bugged...and crawling with Scientologists
Involving and Consulting her WOG parents..omg!
that she had the audacity to hire WOG bodyguards (how they gonna spai Nao!)
and Hire WOG LAWYERS! an even bigger crime!....and avoided the approved method of hiring from Scientology's Shark Pool of Lawyers
using disposable phones....(and ditching the approved channels)
possibly conspiring with WOG friends....
possibly consulting that Suppressive sociopath Nicole Kidman!
Suri attending and enrolling in a Catholic School!...(what Toms family indoctrinating the child Is not good enough!)
Katies WOG lawyers possibly got the better of OT-Kingpin Tommy...FUUUUUUUUU!
and what will really drive those clams nutty: apostates were possibly brainwashing her father!!! argh!
-------------then theres the internal mountain of Scientology baggage
why, Katie didn't dutifully march down to the BOrg and dutifully submit to Hubbard's Martial interrogation course! for shame!
Katies haz problemz wif Ethics....fer shore..
etc,etc,etc....infinity the list of crimes offending Tommy and Davey would be long
Never the Golden Fatted Celebrity Calf of Scientology's fault.....blame the low hanging fruit...
some poor Sea Ogre schmucks ...are dutifully writing a report..placing the blame where it belongs...
some poor SEa Org drone handler/Auditor/housekeeper of Katie's Is gonna get kicked in the teeth over this flap....
hard enough that they will have to drink their rice and beans with a straw....
(some innocent person will catch alot of shit)