My brain hurts just trying to understand that last post. Where did those numbers come from anyway?

Dr. Stupid

Dr Stupid:

Those figures came from independant research into suspicious deaths/homocides commissioned by an international cartel of human rights activists.

I am told that a high powered computer came to this conclusion when it was presented with all the variables in the case. It is highly logical when you think about it, after all. I think they used some very sophisticated data-analysis software. The kind that N.A.S.A or the F.B.I would use.

Yes, it's true, all of it--the tree that killed Sonny Bono because he threatened to go public with his ineptitude as a member of congress is a scientologist.

In addition, the Atlantic Ocean needs to be "outed" as the scientologist that killed JFK Jr. soon after he revealed his ineptitude as a pilot while flying over said ocean.

Thank you, Spoc, for daring to bring this out into the open. I await your revelations on the OSA operative masquerading as a concrete pillar that killed Princess Di.

To Ronisxenu: That's great.

DocSpock,

If the Co$ is so good on assasinations, then why have they not knocked off Bob Minton, Stacy Brooks, Andreas, Mike Wallace (for his 60-Minutes investigations) and the Woodcraft family for their revelations that can be viewed on lisatrust.net?

Mike

Careful Mike, you must not give them ideas.
Perhaps they start sending out their
superduper-beings on missions.

Ron-Get real. Scientology 'auditing' drove John
Kennedy to committ SUICIDE!!!

Dr. Stupid-You simply cannot get from Point A to
Point B what someone doesn't HOLD YOUR HAND!!!

It's not considered polite to laugh at funerals I know but this item is a hoot!

To DocSpock, my field of expertise happens to be statistical data analysis.

You can use statistics to create the impression of having proved just about anything. The majority of people do not know enough about statistical analysis to tell the difference anyway.

In any event, are you familiar with the term "garbage in, garbage out"? No meaningful statistical analysis of the probability of Scientology being involved in those deaths could possibly be made. Either their is solid evidence indicating a connection, or their isn't.

To Anonymous: Silly me. I should have realized that if I don't blindly accept any statistics that are handed to me by an unknown source, that it is because I need somebody to hold my hand, whatever that means.

Dr. Stupid

Stimpy:

What? You've never heard of the MagnaSuperStatCalcComputer (MSSCC) that can analyze any random sets of figures fed into it and produce amazingly accurate results? It is based on the Batcomputer that was used in the old "Batman" TV show. Remember how Batman and Robin could flick a few switches to indicate random data and the computer would spit out the result on a punch card? Well, the MSSCC does the same thing. The only difference is that you can play Minesweeper or Solitaire on it.

The super-secret international cabal of human rights activists that DocSpock wrote about has one of the only three MSSCCs that were built. Another is used by a worldwide group of spies (their lead agent is Racer X, who is secretly Speed's older brother). The third belongs to a company that makes splash guards for urinals.

Now you know the truth.

X9

Well, obviously if they had access to the BatComputer technology, then I stand corrected.

Dr. Stupid

Why do certain people on this board want to "dead agent" the idea that Scientology was involved in these murders?

You are badly informed on the specialist methods that some international groups use to get rid of people. These killings are the work of experts in the field of assasination, not your average trigger-happy hitman. The people behind this obviously offer a very special service at a very high rate (probably millions). Due to the high profile of the victims it had to be done this way.

They would be crazy to kill Bob Minton this way as people know there is conflict between him and Scientology. It would cause too much suspicion.

Dr Stupid:

I am only passing on the information given to me by a very reliable source. I understand that you work in this field (I myself don't)but take it from me you've never come across equipement like this.

My source tells me that it is networked not only across the world but it is connected to satellites as well. I have never seen it(its locations are top secret)but I'm guessing that with some of the people who are behind it, there is nothing else like it on the planet.

I think I have said enough. I hope I haven't revealed too much.

Once again some folks are giving the Co$ too much credit. No doubt they are ruthless and capable of siccing lawyers after people who are are problem for them and making life miserable for anyone they declare, but there is also a high degree of incompetence that we have seen over and over again. Check out the Operation Footbullet section of OC. You're telling me that the same organization that tried to sue the Internet is capable of hiring slick, professional assassins to kill high-profile political figures?

But let's assume for the moment that Bono, Kennedy, et. al. were offed by the Co$. You cannot name a suspect in a murder without having means, motive, and opportunity. You cannot have one without the other.

Floor's open, if anybody's interested: What were the means, motives, and opportunities for killing each man? No wildass speculation, no paranoia. Let's treat this as detectives would.

X9

The old "super top secret government computer" theory. If you actually knew anything about how supercomputers are designed and built, you would realize how silly this is.

I'll give you an example. The computer that was (until a short time ago) the fastest supercomputer in the world, is currently being used for research in General Relativity. When those researchers upgrade to something better, the computer will go to the NSA. The top supercomputer people do not work for the government, they work for IBM and Compaq (the manufacturer of Cray). The government definitely has the top technology in cryptography, but when it comes to statistical data analysis they are way behind.

Dr. Stupid