I see you are at it again.
11 - Vacation & Travel Planning - You don't need to take a vacation; you've already seen the entire planet in your past lives. (Actually said to me by a Registrar.)
12 - Decorating - A bust of Ron in every room!
13 - Training Your Dog - Make him word clear "sit."
14 - Fishing - No need for bait; just use your OT powers!
15 - Astronomy - Maintain constant vigilance for Ron as he reconnoiters other planets.
16 - Janitorial Service - No need to clean all those ash trays; simply order them to stand up and clean themselves!
17 - Babysitting - Don't hire the folks who "babysat" Lisa McPherson.
18 - Bridge building - Don't even think about it.
19 - House Cleaning - Put all your BTs to work and your chores will be done in no time!
20 - Basket Weaving - A nice restful occupation for the folks who've gone psychotic on the upper levels.
21 - Baking - Play LRH tapes in your kitchen; with all that hot air, your cakes and souffles will rise perfectly every time!
22 - Sheepherding - About five percent of your sheep will be SPs, so watch out for them!!
23 - Child Rearing - Kiddies misbehaving? Just put 'em in the chain locker.
24 - Maffia - Well, they could learn a thing or two from CoS, eh?
25 - Vegetable Gardening - Tomatoes doing poorly? Pull their withholds ... or find out if they are PTS to the asparagus.
26 - Mail Service - Sec check your postman once a week to make sure he's not reading your mail before delivering it.
27 - Masquerading as a Church - Yes, well, hmmm.