Quotes Archive 2003

merlin · Post by **merlin** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 10:32 pm

"Name calling is a sin. You people are idiots."
- John Barnett, in an email letter to "Pastor Deacon Fred" of "Landover Baptist Church", November 2002.

"Happy New Year!"
- I-Loki, January 2003

"I-an-I all sinners on dis bus, mon!"

blarney · Post by **blarney** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 11:19 pm

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ is the website of the Landover Baptist Church -- and I'm assuming this is a joke. I mean, I'm not a Baptist, but this doesn't look like what I imagine Baptists to be normally all about.

Blondie · Post by **Blondie** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 2:41 am

"Here there is slippage."

Stephen King/Peter Straub in Black House

zaphod · Post by **zaphod** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:38 pm

"Deicide is a victimless crime"

-"Zaphod"

freeborn · Post by **freeborn** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 12:52 am

"Nothing is so much to be feared as fear." - Henry David Thoreau, from his Journal, Sept. 7, 1851.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - FDR's First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1933.

"Fear is our only solid asset." - MAY have been stated by L. Ron Hubbard...

merlin · Post by **merlin** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 6:41 am

"Most problems I have with scientologist is that they are useless. good bye."
- Claudio Acuña

stayfree · Post by **stayfree** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 12:54 am

This is a quote from a current ad for Lancaster (Monaco) Skincare products:

"80% of free radicals neutralized.
New Lancaster RPF technology.

Benefit from a deeper protection with the new generation of Lancaster suncare products. Their double action, both on the skin's surface and its lower layers, makes your skin look younger and more beautiful"

80% of free radicals neutralised through RPF technology? That sounds vaguely familiar! This is certainly a product to use if you happen to be being used as slave labour out in all weathers or being made to run round a tree 12 hours a day...(!)

freeborn · Post by **freeborn** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 1:30 am

Any idea what RPF really stands for?

freedom_man · Post by **freedom_man** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 2:01 am

Ruptured Pig Flatulence

Just rub it all over your face for that glowing,
youthful, apple-cheeked look that you've always wanted!

squirrel · Post by **squirrel** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 4:26 am

Rehabilitation Project Force.

Blech!

freedom_man · Post by **freedom_man** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 4:27 am

Forced Rehabilitation Project is more like it.

merlin · Post by **merlin** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 4:55 am

Cap'n Davey (in a RAGE): "WHAT? Only 80% neutralised? THAT STAT WON'T FLY WITH ME, Mister! I want 100% of those Rondamned free radicals rounded up and routed onto the RPF immediately! And I want those wog-loving, namby-pamby SP-wannabes run, sweated, starved, bullbaited, wrangled and wanked 100% standardly until their MINDS ARE RIGHT and they LOVE LRH! HipHipHOORAY!!!"

stayfree · Post by **stayfree** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:47 pm

Freeborn, in this case it stands for "Radical Protection Factor" quite the opposite meaning to that used within the rather lip-curlingly nasty CoS.

löl! - Merlin & Tiger

freeborn · Post by **freeborn** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:47 pm

Thanks, Stayfree. I well knew what it means in anti-wog land.

You other guys? Getcher butts over to Ethics.

neil c · Post by **neil c** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:38 pm

"Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the Kingdom of God. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance." - Galatians 5:19-23, Holy Bible.

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