David Miscavige's Other Golden Boys

J. Swift · Post by **J. Swift** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:11 pm

Peter is wearing the Deluxe $69.00 Toupee from Ceasar's House of Hair For Men in Hemet. This sassy toupee doubles as a small area rug.

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J. Swift · Post by **J. Swift** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:18 pm

Matt is very fastidious in his grooming and clothing. He is quite possibly the best coiffed color-separtionist on Gold Base.

His white gloves leave no telltale fingerprints!!!

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J. Swift · Post by **J. Swift** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:33 pm

Chris will "Enhance your Qual" in ways you never knew it could be enhanced!

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J. Swift · Post by **J. Swift** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:36 pm

Richard Reiss: A good ol' boy. Richard is a Hubbard-era Scientology Nazi who never goes out of style at Flag. You can see his hand reaching out to grab your meat body and flow comm to you. Richard wants to C/S you; will you allow him to do so?

Richard cares. Unlike the ingrates at Int Base, I bet Richard has cried a river of tears for DM!

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Kilia · Post by **Kilia** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:37 pm

J. Swift wrote:

Peter is wearing the Deluxe $69.00 Toupee from Ceasar's House of Hair For Men in Hemet. This sassy toupee doubles as a small area rug.

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Too bad Peter is wasting his lovely talent on the CoS!

J. Swift · Post by **J. Swift** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:42 pm

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Michael is an expert at teaching OT's how to be alone in a room and squeeze their big round silver tubes.

Squeezing two cans in one hand is an art.

Michael will expertly guide you in the "Gentle Touch" method of squeezing big round silver tubes.

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J. Swift · Post by **J. Swift** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:48 pm

Daniel has a flashy big red box. Inside are a set of big round silver tubes for you to grab. If Daniel can get you to squeeze his cans, he will be able to read your mind.

Daniel wants to know everything about you. He wants to be your best friend. If you have heavy baggage when you arrive at Flag, Daniel will help you put it deeply in your closet.

There are many deep closets at Flag and Gold. These Scientology closets are so big and deep that people live in them for decades or even a lifetime. They feel safe in their closets because they can always squeeze or stroke a set of big round silver tubes when they feel scared.

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J. Swift · Post by **J. Swift** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:53 pm

Certain Scientology males do not like The Pink Taco. If that is the case, Luc will cook them some hot dogs and meatballs served with a foamy glass of warm milk.

Luc is always in his kitchen whipping up new taste treats for hungry Scientologists. There is Room Service at Flag for Scientologists who do not wish to come out of their closets.

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Kilia · Post by **Kilia** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:12 pm

http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/st ... melin.html

Stats on Lemelin. Looks like he didn't get very far.

SCIE-NO-MO- · Post by **SCIE-NO-MO-** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:59 pm

Peter Schless is one of the guys in "the Hall" (a place where people DM has declared "provisional" suppressive persons live in very depraved conditions, including just about every single person that has been top brass in CoS for years) according to recent posts in another thread.

Dr. Donna Shannon · Post by **Dr. Donna Shannon** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:34 am

J Swift,

Is the picture and blurb about Michael Holstein recent?

He left the SO about a year or so before I joined (April 2005). I was told he had to "go handle an out-ethics financial situation".

I had hoped he figured it out. Is he back in the SO?

suzicue · Post by **suzicue** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:40 am

Chris Guider is no longer in the sea org, according to what a reliable
source told me.

mr_bad · Post by **mr_bad** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:16 am

suzicue wrote:Chris Guider is no longer in the sea org, according to what a reliable
source told me.

that's nothing a little a little photoshop won't be able to fix.

probity · Post by **probity** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:26 am

Sea Org PR wrote:

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SO Factoid - 500 Professions! That's almost as many as LRH was expert in! Factually, what are these 500 specialized professions? This is such a meaningless statistic.

thorn · Post by **thorn** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:09 am

Matt Olson is the "Color Separations Officer"? Is that just a very old title or do they really do color separations? I don't know any printers who use 4/c film anymore. Everything is digital.

But there he is in the photo holdiing a piece of film. Are they that far out of touch with modern technology? —— Thorn

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